Unknown(?) Local Runner Claiming to be Shooting for US Woman's 10 Mile Road Record

1/2 splits for them?

sdfhs wrote:

elephino wrote:

If you paid to be part of a golf clinic with Jack Nicklaus and when you got there "Jack Nicklaus" was somebody's dog, you'd be pissed.

On the contrary, the only way I'd ever go to a golf clinic would be if it were taught by a dog.

/thread

Can't stop laughing

Huah

what a joke wrote:

Lenny Leonard wrote:

Why wait until then? Start commenting on them now!

http://www.runnersworld.com/person/dr-austin-l-sedicum

Wow, this guy is a complete joke.

Podiatrists and chiropractors have one thing in common, they're charlatans.

inspired wrote:

I think I am going to write a Hamilton-esque musical about Jill Greathouse

how does an unknown runner mother of four

and a quaker, no one can tell if she is fake or

found by a podiatrist who guided this

american legend

to smash records by nine seconds?

thought of a second stanza while on a run

the ten-mile

phenom mystery without a history

learned to move swiftly

logging long miles simply

can't be denied victory

but letsrun cried trickery

ironically provided her small race with great publicity

inspired wrote:

I think I am going to write a Hamilton-esque musical about Jill Greathouse

how does an unknown runner mother of four

and a quaker, no one can tell if she is fake or

found by a podiatrist who guided this

american legend

to smash records by nine seconds?

inspired wrote:

thought of a second stanza while on a run

the ten-mile

phenom mystery without a history

learned to move swiftly

logging long miles simply

can't be denied victory

but letsrun cried trickery

ironically provided her small race with great publicity

And we? We're the damn fools that outed all of 'em!!!

A Ham wrote:

inspired wrote:

I think I am going to write a Hamilton-esque musical about Jill Greathouse

how does an unknown runner mother of four

and a quaker, no one can tell if she is fake or

found by a podiatrist who guided this

american legend

to smash records by nine seconds?

inspired wrote:

thought of a second stanza while on a run

the ten-mile

phenom mystery without a history

learned to move swiftly

logging long miles simply

can't be denied victory

but letsrun cried trickery

ironically provided her small race with great publicity

And we? We're the damn fools that outed all of 'em!!!

And when word got around, they said this girl is insane man

maybe she's a dog? there must be some way of explaining

a female running that fast while she's just training

but the world's gonna know her name, what's her name, man?

Jill MF Greathouse!!!!!!

Mike's time was actually legitimate!

There's a million races she hasn't run

Just you wait

inspired wrote:

A Ham wrote:

And we? We're the damn fools that outed all of 'em!!!

And when word got around, they said this girl is insane man

maybe she's a dog? there must be some way of explaining

a female running that fast while she's just training

but the world's gonna know her name, what's her name, man?

There's a million races she hasn't run

Just you wait

A Ham wrote:

buncha jerks wrote:

I hope that LRC can utilize their trolling abilities to its finest potential and expose these frauds.

Well, thanks to the sleuths here at LRC, Mr. Sedicum, the "Coach" of Jill has some explaining to do as to very suspect Philly Marathon times.

And that's not all:

Stop stealing my screenname...but thanks for the link...lol!

No shortcuts wrote:

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Jill pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious, and she won't be going for the 10 mile record now.

Excellent quote selection!

A Ham wrote:

A Ham wrote:

Well, thanks to the sleuths here at LRC, Mr. Sedicum, the "Coach" of Jill has some explaining to do as to very suspect Philly Marathon times.

And that's not all:

Would it be prudent to wait and see for sure if he's done anything underhanded before we try to destroy his life?

A Ham wrote:

Stop stealing my screenname...but thanks for the link...lol!

Meant to put A Ham with bone.

Sort of a witch hunt going on here. I'll check in on March 5 or 6 to see if indeed she fore does run. Meanwhile we will leave all you sleuths and Rossis to have at it.

elephino wrote:

From the Facebook page:

"Hello everyone, this is Bob Bodkin, Quakertown Rotarian, co-race director, and a runner.

I was not aware that this was getting to be such a big issue until I saw the posts during a brief lay-over in my travels today.

...

...

For now the other race organizers can't be distracted from what they need to do to put on another great event for the runners. We are getting the grill, burgers, and sausages ready for post race, as well as ironing out the permits and other red tape."

Here's the real story... Quakertown gets this post race spread meanwhile Olympic Trials gets the middle finger.

The fact that any of you believe this crap leave me little hope for this country.

I hope you all know that this has happened before. A 23 year old woman 40 lbs overweight and smoking 2 packs a day decides to start running to lose weight. Six months later she wins a marathon. Eventually sets the 10 mile AMERICAN RECORD at the Bobby Crim 10 mile in Flint Michigan.

I think we are looking at Americas next great distance runner!!

learn your history wrote:

I hope you all know that this has happened before. A 23 year old woman 40 lbs overweight and smoking 2 packs a day decides to start running to lose weight. Six months later she wins a marathon. Eventually sets the 10 mile AMERICAN RECORD at the Bobby Crim 10 mile in Flint Michigan.

I think we are looking at Americas next great distance runner!!

It has not happened before. Go back in your cave and read the entire thread.