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Do they really talk like that over there? Funny.

Cockney Slang

Adam and Eve - Rhyming Slang for 'believe'.

Alan Whicker(s) - Rhyming Slang for 'knickers'

Ayrton Senna - Rhyming Slang for 'tenner'

Battle cruiser - Rhyming Slang for 'boozer'

Boat race - Rhyming Slang for 'face'.

Bob Hope - Rhyming Slang for 'dope'

Bo Peep - Rhyming Slang for 'sleep'

Borasic lint - Rhyming Slang for 'skint'

Bread - Rhyming slang for 'money'

Brown bread - Rhyming Slang for 'dead'

Butchers - Rhyming Slang , short for for 'butchers hook' meaning 'look'

Chalfont St Giles - Rhyming Slang meaning 'piles'

China - Rhyming Slang, short for 'China plate','mate'

Claire Rayner's - Rhyming Slang for 'trainers'

Cobblers - Rhyming Slang, short for 'cobblers awls', 'balls'

Dennis Law - Rhyming Slang for 'draw'

Dog and bone - Rhyming Slang for 'phone'

Emma Freud's - Rhyming Slang for haemorrhoids.

Family jewels - Rhyming Slang for 'balls'

Farmer Giles - Rhyming Slang for 'piles'

Fridge and freezer - Rhyming Slang for 'geezer'.

Ginger beer - Rhyming Slang for queer

Gone for a Burton - Rhyming Slang for 'to leave'.

Gregory Peck - Rhyming Slang for 'neck'

Gypsy's kiss - Rhyming Slang for 'piss'

Half inch - Rhyming Slang for 'pinch'

Hampstead Heath - Rhyming Slang for 'teeth'

Hampton - short for the Rhyming Slang 'Hampton Wick' meaning 'prick'

Hank Marvin - Rhyming Slang for 'starving'

Holy Ghost - Rhyming Slang for "toast"

Iron (hoof) - Rhyming Slang for 'poof'

Jack Jones - Rhyming Slang for 'own'

Jam jar - Rhyming Slang for 'car'

Jimmy Riddle - Rhyming Slang for 'piddle'

Kettle (and hob) - Rhyming Slang for 'fob'

Khyber pass - Rhyming Slang for 'arse'

Lady Godiva - Rhyming Slang for 'fiver'

Lionel Blair's - Modern Rhyming Slang for 'flairs'

Loaf (of bread) - Rhyming Slang for 'head'

Mickey (Bliss) - Rhyming Slang for 'piss'

Mince pies - Rhyming Slang for 'eyes'

Mutt 'n Jeff - Rhyming Slang for deaf.

Mystic Meg(s) - Rhyming Slang - for 'legs'

North and south - Rhyming Slang for 'mouth'

Oily (rag) - Rhyming Slang for 'fag'

Pen and ink - Rhyming Slang for 'stink'

Pete Tong - Rhyming Slang for 'wrong'

Plates of meat -Rhyming Slang term for 'feet'

Porky pies - Rhyming Slang for 'lies'

Rabbit (rabbit and pork) - Rhyming Slang for 'talk'.

Radio Rental - Rhyming Slang for 'mental'

Raspberry ripple - Rhyming Slang for 'nipple'

Rosie Lee - Rhyming Slang for 'tea'

Ruby (Murray) - Rhyming Slang for 'curry'

Scarpa / scarper - Rhyming Slang for 'to run off'

Sexton Blake - Rhyming Slang for 'fake'.

Steve Mcqueen's - Rhyming Slang for "bake beans"

Sherbert dab - Rhyming Slang for 'cab'

Skin diver - Rhyming Slang for 'fiver'

Steffi (Graff) - Rhyming Slang for 'laugh'

Sweeny Todd - Rhyming Slang for 'The Flying Squad'

Syrup of figs - Rhyming Slang for for 'wig'

Tea leaf - Rhyming Slang for 'thief'

Thrupenny bits - Rhyming Slang for 'tits'

Trouble and strife - Rhyming Slang for 'wife'

Weasel and stoat - Rhyming Slang for 'coat'

Whistle and flute - Rhyming Slang for 'suit'

More Words

afters - short for the term 'after hours'

agro - short for violence

all over the gaff/shop - general term to describe someone that is in a mess.

allright / awright - a greeting literally meaning 'is everything all fine ?'

anorak - geek

arras - the game darts

arse about / arsing about - to fool around

arse-about-face - something that is in a mess

backhander - a dodgy payment

ballistic - to go mad

banged up - to be put in prison

bangers - another name for sausages

banjaxed - meaning drunk or stoned

barf - to vomit.

barmy - a mad person

barney - violent argument.

bean flicker - a lesbian.

beast - a common term used to describe an ugly bird.

beer monster - a laddish heavy drinker

bell - a telephone call.

bender - a drinking spree, or a gay bloke

bent - stolen

bent as a nine bob note - illegal

bimbo - a young woman considered sexually attractive but of limited intelligence.

bird - girlfriend, or is a prison sentence.

bit of awright - used by men to refer to an attractive young lady.

bladdered - very drunk

blag - slang word for a robbery

blinder - amazing or wonderful

bloke - a man of unknown name

blower - slang for telephone

blow-off - fart

bluey - pornographic video

bottle - courage

botty boy - offensive slang for gay man

bovver - fighting

box - this has many meanings such as television

bread - money

brew - for a cup of tea

brill - brilliant

bum bandit - gay man

bumhole engineer - a gay man

bun in the oven - meaning pregnant

bunk-off - to be absent without permission

bunk-up - sexual intercourse

cabbage - bit slow or foolish.

cabbaged - used for tired of drunk

cack - rubbish

cakehole - mouth

caned - drunk or stoned

carpet muncher - lesbian

char / cha - tea

Charlie - cocaine

chief - used to address a man

chip - to leave.

choked - very disappointed

chronic - terrible

chuffed - very happy

chutney ferret - gay man.

ciggy - slang for cigarette

claret - slang for blood

clobber - clothes

cock - a general term for a man

cock and bull story - a rubbish story

cop-shop - police station

copper - policeman

crack - something that is a laugh

crikey - astonishment

crust - money

cushy - easy

cushty - meaning everything is fine

dead cert - definite

diamond geezer - a reliable person

dickhead - an idiot

diesel dyke - a butch lesbian

diggs - lodgings

ding-dong - argument

do what? - what did you say ?

doddle - something that easy

dodgy - dubious person

dog - an ugly girl.

dog's dinner - overdressed

done over - beaten up

Doris - a woman who is plain

dosh - money

dosser - tramp

double bubble -double time

drop one - to fart

duck and dive - to hide from trouble

dyke - lesbian

earner - a source of unhonest money

eppy - go mad

er indoors - the wife

extracting the urine - taking the piss

faced - to be drunk

filth - the police.

firm - a gang

five finger discount - shoplifting

float an air biscuit - to fart

folding - paper money

for crying out loud ! - frustration

fudge packer - a gay man

full monty - the whole lot

funny farm - mental hospital

funny money - counterfeit money

fur burger - gross slang term for vagina

gabbin - talking

gaff - house

gander - look

geezer - a man

got the nod - to receive approval

git - word for someone you don't like

(to) go down - sent to prison.

go/gone/went down a treat - something that would be enjoyed

goolies - balls, testicles

gooner - an Arsenal fan.

goppin' - ugly or disgusting in some way.

Gordon Bennet - an exclamation

grass - an informer.

greaser - slang name for a 50's style bloke

grief - trouble, hassle

grub - slang word for food.

guff - to pass wind

gutted - choked or cut up about something.

guv'nor or guv - meaning 'boss'

hacked off - fed up, annoyed

"had it away on his toes" - to run away quickly

hammered - drunk

hanging - horrible or dirty

headcase - a mad person

Herbert - a foolish person

hole in the wall - cashpoint machine

homo - short for homosexual

hooter - nose.

hooters - breasts.

how's your father - a euphemism for sex.

hump - to have sex

iffy - dubious, doubtful.

in stook - in trouble

inside - in prison

jaffa - a man who is sterile.

jar - pint of beer

jazz mag - pornographic magazine

(old) joanna - a cockney term for piano

jobby - turd

jock -redneck, Scottish man

John - used as a general term for a man

Johnny-bag - condom.

John Thomas - an old affectionate term for the penis.

jublies - breasts.

jugs - breasts.

juiced / juiced up - very drunk

keep your hair on - keep calm

khazi - lavatory

kick it off - start a fight.

kip - sleep

knackered - exhausted,

knackers - testicles.

knocking shop - brothel.

Lady Godiva - Rhyming Slang for fiver

leave it out - stop doing that

leggit - run away fast.

leg-over - to have sexual intercourse

legless - very drunk.

let rip - to fart.

limp wristed - a term for a gay man.

lip - cheek,

loaded - someone with a lot of money. .

lolly - money.

loose it - to loose ones cool, to go crazy.

lost the plot - gone crazy/mad.

luvverly jubberly - that all is well.

malarkey - stuff, nonsense.

manor - territory, area, turf.

matey - a reference used for an unknown person.

mental - to be crazy or get very angry.

miffed - fed up

minging - drunk, disgusting

mint - excellent.

missus - bit of a lad's term for the wife

mitts - hands.

monkey - a term for £500

(don't give) a monkey's- you couldn't care less.

moolar - a slang term for money of uncertain origin.

motor / motah - a car.

mouthy - someone who shouts a lot ot talks too much.

mug / muggins - a fool or victim.

muppet - a foolish or stupid person

mush - face

nadds, nadgers - testicles.

naff - cheap and nasty

nancy boy - a gay man.

(the) nick - police station, or prison.

naff off - "go away"

night out on the tiles - a late night out, usually drunk.

nipper - a small child.

nonce - a sex offender

nosh - food, a meal

notes - a term used to mean money in general.

nugget - a pound coin

nutter - someone crazy

offie - very common term for an off-licence

(do the) off /frank - to leave,

off your face - to be drunk

off your trolley / rocker - a bit mad, crazy.

old fruit - an affectionate address.

on the game - to be prostitute.

on the job - to be involved in sexual activity.

out of your tree - crazy, drunk or stoned.

pan handle - an erection.

pants ! - an exclamation of frustration

parky - chilly

pear-shaped - it has gone wrong.

pictures of the Queen - paper money.

pillow biter - a homosexual.

plonker - an idiot, fool

pony - slang term for £25.

powder your nose - taking cocaine.

pro - short for prostitute.

propellerhead - a geek, nerd.

pukka - means 'authentic' or 'first-rate'.

punter - the paying public, a customer.

queer - very common term for a gay man.

queer street - to be in trouble

quickie - to quick act of sexual intercourse.

ramped - drunk

rat-arsed - drunk

readies - cash

result - a successful outcome

ring-piece - relatively common term for the anus.

ropey - dodgy, of poor quality, horrible

ruck - a fight. From the word 'ruckus'.

rug - wig, toupee.

(do a) runner - leave an area unexpectedly

safe - good

sausage jockey - a gay man

scrounge - to beg or sponge

seeing-to - sexual intercourse

shafted - to be treated badly

shafting - sexual intercourse

shag - sexual intercourse.

shagged-out - to feel tired.

shed-load - a huge amount

shell-like - the ear.

shell-out - to have to pay for

skint - to have no money

skirt - young attractive woman.

skunk - strong variety of marijuana

slaphead - a bald per son.

slapper - a common term for a loose woman.

solid - reliable, dependable

sort - see salt

spanner - a fool, weak individual. Popular 90's term.

spondulics - money.

spliff - common term for a cannabis cigarette

stuffing - to perform sexual intercourse

stunner - A very good looking bird.

suss - savvy/know how

sussed / sussed out - can mean found out

tadger, tadge - the penis.

tanked (up) - to get very drunk .

that old chestnut - see chestnut

tits-up - all gone wrong

tooled-up - to arm oneself,

tooled - a euphemism for drunk.

top ! - brilliant, excellent

trog - common word for an ugly girl.

trouser action - a euphemism for sexual activity.

up for it - to have a good time.

Uncle Tom Cobley and all - everyone

wank stain - general term of abuse.

wazz - to urinate

wedge - money

weed - cannabis leaf

well ard/hard - someone or something that is very tough

well I go to the foot of my stairs ! - an archaic exclamation of surprise.

wicked - excellent, cool.

wind up - to tease, to perform a prank.

wind-up merchant - someone who specializes in teasing.

winner - something that is a potential success.

wonga - money.

you're an idiot. who said americans use cockney slang? since it's evident you don't know how people use language in america, i'd suggest you go back to school and go to a few parties, or better yet, go to the internet and, instead of hitting on 12 year old girls, find out for yourself.

the two don't rhyme, which is not a defining factor of cockney slang, but sure as hell helps. further, cockney slang is a type of slang used by a group of people and had set meanings for each expression. no one uses "understand, rubberband" and has no meaning other than the one you assigned to it, which means it doesn't even fit the definition of slang (language peculiar to a group). cockney slang and your example do have one thing in common: cockney slang use was not widespread. yours is limited to useage by one. apparently neither is popular.

you're not smart enough to be acting so smugly.

You're still an idiot. That why I called it "American(ized) cockney slang." It's a humorous construct, nothing more. Quit taking things so literally.

Since you are floundering badly, you should note that even though cockney slang *generally* rhymes with its meaning, rhyming is not required.

If you don't think that cockney slang is not widespread, obviously you never been to England, nor spent any time with, the Brits.

Back and front, Jo Blunt.

I must say that I didn't teach you anything. Fuck, I've been butchering that one for a while without ever being the wiser. The saddest part is that when I actually stopped to look at the roots of each word I realized that there respective meanings are painfully obvious. I am lame, but atleast (or maybe at most) I am smart enough to realize it. I will now go kill myself. Good day.

This is all a total jodrell. Why don't you two Sir Anthony's give it a rest?

teaching you wrote:

The saddest part is that when I actually stopped to look at the roots of each word I realized that there respective meanings are painfully obvious.

That's exactly the point!

Don't kill yourself. It's an easy one to mix up. Dukerdog knew it right away.

GHN wrote:

total jodrell.

Why don't you two Sir Anthony's give it a rest?

LOL

Getting Schooled wrote:

Don't kill yourself. It's an easy one to mix up. Dukerdog knew it right away.

Hell, I'm lucky to know the difference between a homonym and a hominid.

um, yea:

yea = Pronunciation: yey. WordNet Dictionary. Definition: [n] an affirmative;

"The yeas have it";

"yeah" is the word you were looking for.

Youse guys is havin' two much fun wit dis won.

Yore, your, you're...'sup.

What is a wank anyway? And who was Sir Anthony Blunt?

In Austin Powers he says, "Hey there, why don't I give the undercarriage a little wash and we'll have a bit of 'how's your father'!"

Or something like that. I asked this English guy I knew what exactly that meant and he had no idea. I thought it meant a blow job or hand job. 'Undercarriage' was easy to figure out.

That cockney dictionary was cool. I wish I could talk like that and get away with it in the States.

I have trouble with:

to

too

My pet peeve is people confusing "annual" and "inaugural." I'm not a grammar expert but to my knowledge there is no such thing as the "1st annual" anything. It's "inaugural" then thereafter it can be referred to as "annual". It's a common mistake people often make.

Dorothy Mantooth is a saint!