troof be told wrote:
Pinched nerve in my neck. White-hot jets of electricity shooting without warning through my neck and shoulder at irregular intervals for several days.
^^Agreed, this is insanely painful.
I think my #1 was when I was 13 years old and I was horsing around with a friend. Out of nowhere, he grabbed my shoulders with both of his hands and shot his pointed knee right into my groin. His knee didn't hit my junk directly, but the pelvic bone right at the base of my shaft instead.
All I remember is immediately losing the ability to breathe and crying uncontrollably for at least 30 minutes.