Blake needs to cut his fingernails. Gross.
Centrowitz needs to get back in this game. Bring back the throat slit and call himself "The Surgeon".
Centrowitz could also warm up with a green Rupp mask to complete the costume.
I'm still working on a nickname for Rupp.
haha this is a great thread!
Uh, it's "Matt The Ripper" (at 4:38):http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pnoPuXCOY8
The Surgeon wrote:
Centrowitz needs to get back in this game. Bring back the throat slit and call himself "The Surgeon".
He is clearly high as a kite
I like "Matt the Ripper", but I thought of "The Surgeon" because of the way he coolly and calmly goes about his business and makes tactical/surgical strikes throughout the race. Then I remembered the throat slit and it all just came together.
I will think of something for Rupp...I'm bored and now it is a challenge. He is not an easy one to create a fearsome character from.
I don't really like the "Mobot". I think it is kind of nerdy. I would have done something else, like "The Mower", some kind of move where he is mowing things down..."Your @ss is grass, and I'm The Mower". But you have to be a bit of an actor to make people understand your motif with mere body movements.
Blake should mock inject both buttocks with an imaginary syringe.
All bow before The Ruppublic.
How about the annoying fruit fly? He goes around the other competitors acting like a fruit fly, getting all up in their faces... Ok ill show myself out
Actually, I would prefer to see Gatlin adopt "The Syringe" pose. Like a huge bicep flex while pretending to inject it. In big races, he could then kiss the bicep and do a bunch of crazy little shakes with a "Weird Science" look on his face. Like the power is coursing through his body.
And Lemaitre should be The French Cracker. He'd hold up the double "C" signs with his hands, while nodding slowly at the camera, with a bitchy French look on his face.
The velociRUPPtor!
The velociRUPPtor!
The VelociRUPPtor!
The VelociRUPPtor!
The Masked VelociRUPPtor!!
