So Lance walks in a bar and asks for a Shirley Temple.
"That's a strange drink for a dude." said the bartender. "Are you positive?"
"Evidently." said lance.
So Lance walks in a bar and asks for a Shirley Temple.
"That's a strange drink for a dude." said the bartender. "Are you positive?"
"Evidently." said lance.
A reporter called Lance after the USADA announcement and reminded him that he would never be caught or banned. The reporter continued, "Now you'll have to eat crow.'
Lance replied, "No, she won't return my phone calls either."
What do Lance Armstrong and a menopausal woman have in common? Both have no need for cycles.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell!!
What was Lance Armstrong excuse for not fighting his doping allegation.
France ArmWASstronger
Q: What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and an "everything" bagel?
A: The bagel hasn't yet been toasted.
ARMSTRONG/SANTORUM 2016
DOPE & STRANGE
A billboard from kiwi beer brand Tui from LAST year. Their slogan is "Yeah, right!".
If my dog told jokes like these, I'd name it rojo then shave its ass and teach it to jog backwards puffin a cigarette!
Is that a compliment?
Why was it such a surprise when Lance caved under the threat of the USADA investigation?
Usually he responds better to needling.
What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?? He NEVER tested positive. What evidence have USADA produced? LMAO even if he was using PED's, he still put in all the work and won those Tours against other riders that were cheating btw!! ¡ viva Lance!!!
I love retards like you. People like you voted for me and I thank your stupid, idiot ass for it.BTW I love the koran and hate the bible.
defender wrote:
What ever happened to innocent until proven guilty?? He NEVER tested positive. What evidence have USADA produced? LMAO even if he was using PED's, he still put in all the work and won those Tours against other riders that were cheating btw!! ¡ viva Lance!!!
Hello, John McCain here -- just pretend I'm a democratic president who is half black.
I know Armstrong is innocent, but I am seriously in love with Travis Tygart. He's my boy.
I sure do wish I had chosen him for my VP running mate. Sarah Palin was an perfect choice but Tygart is even more perfect.
In 2016 remember to vote Palin-Tygart for co-presidents of the good old USA. I'll be their spiritual adviser.
The three of us plan to destroy every American athlete who runs too fast, bikes to fast, or swims too fast. We will use letsrun as our accusation model. Just know our first target will be runners. Galen Rupp and friends are are first targets.
God Bless America
Get the facts before you start spouting off. Lance tested positive for EPO during 2001 Tourde Swiss but after sizeable donation to UCI that positive wasn't public until a month ago. He also tested positive for corticoids 7/4/99. His team back dated TUE (therapeutic use exemption) and the positive went away.
Lance Armstrong has just flown in to New York to contest the allegations made against him. It would probably have helped his case if he'd taken a plane...
1. That was not even close to funny.
2. Stop choking on Lance Armstrong's d!ck. He was a cheater. He built his success on cheating. He inspired others by cheating.
3. GTFO
What is he on? He's on the phone screaming at his attorney and Fat Pat.
Asker of questions wrote:
Why didn't Lance fight back at USADA to prove his innocence?
I guess he just didn't have the balls.
I know haters have to hate but this one is beyond all common decency - think about this!!!!
