What is the largest creature that you have killed?

Conundrum · 2011-02-21T10:52:06-05:00

Years ago I had a garden that woodchucks would have their way with. I borrowed a 22 and shot about four of them. They probably went 35 to 40 lbs. I also caught a 38 lb Chinook salmon and brought it home.

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15 years ago 02/21/2011 6:53pm EST

re: ukathleticscoach

ukathleticscoach wrote:
You sound like you need to release some of your pent up anger on the local wildlife
In you 1st post you were bragging, just admit it
Now at least I understand that you are putting lead between their ears for their own benefit
You've shot all the predators that's why the deer need culling! Now relax your knickers you seem ok
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You are, however right that without hunters a lot of those envirmoments would not exist
Some American hunter came up with a good saying; kill an animal and its dead. Kill the tree and every animal that would ever live in it for centuries will never even live

Please, stay in the UK, we don't need more leftist idiots over here.

15 years ago 02/21/2011 6:53pm EST

re: The New UncleB

The New UncleB wrote:
You were able to defeat woodchucks with only a gun?
How impressive.

Once again, another worthless contribution from UncleB. Can we ban this idiot already?

15 years ago 02/21/2011 7:27pm EST

re: Bigfoot Investments

B I* wrote...rubber duckies...leave my rubber duckies out of this, understand?

15 years ago 02/21/2011 8:11pm EST

re: Night Runner

I killt a blondhair whiteho, with a knife

15 years ago 02/21/2011 8:17pm EST

re: geez123

I've heard times are so tough in PG county, MD that people are driving their cars in the woods, shining their vehicle lights on deer and shooting them with their handguns. Where's the sport in that?

15 years ago 02/21/2011 10:45pm EST

re: Binaca Obama

I strangled a 45-ton smilodon, which had eaten 2/3 of the Berlin Wall and several Wal-Marts.

15 years ago 02/21/2011 10:58pm EST

re: Conundrum

I killed the last Loch Ness monster, the last mokele-mbembe, the last ropen, the last Ogopogo and the one and only Champ of Lake Champlain.

How?

Chemtrails.

I hated to do it, but modern science was on the verge of proving beyond all doubt that these creatures were real, and I just had to keep the mystery alive forever.

Champ was the biggest.

Oh, I single-handedly offed the entire civilization of grey aliens from the Zeta Reticuli star system, too. I commandeered a downed UFO, flew into their mother ship, infected them with a computer virus and set off a nuke in the heart of the mother ship, narrowly escaping the pissed-off aliens and the ensuing explosion. Pretty clever of me to come up with that plan all by myself, huh?

Yeah, well, those ugly, grasshopper-eyed bastards just made me nervous what with all their telepathy, abducting, probing and cloning shenanigans, know what I'm sayin'? Funny story - you should have seen the expression one of them had on its face when it dawned on the dolphin-skinned, almond-eyed twerp that they were about to lose in battle. The expression pretty much conveyed the message, "Our entire species is about to wiped out by a human??? How incredibly embarrassing!!!"

15 years ago 02/22/2011 5:14am EST

re: geez123

'Please, stay in the UK, we don't need more leftist idiots over here.'

What has that got to do with politics?

I would have thought as a runner you would be able to appreciate the great outdoors not decimate it.

My main point is that bragging about what you have killed is pathetic.

15 years ago 02/22/2011 6:01am EST

re: Tanya Skagle

Chuckle worthy.

Tanya Skagle wrote:
I killed the last Loch Ness monster, the last mokele-mbembe, the last ropen, the last Ogopogo and the one and only Champ of Lake Champlain.
How?
Chemtrails.
I hated to do it, but modern science was on the verge of proving beyond all doubt that these creatures were real, and I just had to keep the mystery alive forever.
Champ was the biggest.
Oh, I single-handedly offed the entire civilization of grey aliens from the Zeta Reticuli star system, too. I commandeered a downed UFO, flew into their mother ship, infected them with a computer virus and set off a nuke in the heart of the mother ship, narrowly escaping the pissed-off aliens and the ensuing explosion. Pretty clever of me to come up with that plan all by myself, huh?
Yeah, well, those ugly, grasshopper-eyed bastards just made me nervous what with all their telepathy, abducting, probing and cloning shenanigans, know what I'm sayin'? Funny story - you should have seen the expression one of them had on its face when it dawned on the dolphin-skinned, almond-eyed twerp that they were about to lose in battle. The expression pretty much conveyed the message, "Our entire species is about to wiped out by a human??? How incredibly embarrassing!!!"

15 years ago 02/22/2011 6:08am EST

re: Conundrum

15 years ago 02/22/2011 6:36am EST

re: Conundrum

A thin lipped, pink bellied, Republican chicken hawk

15 years ago 02/22/2011 6:40am EST

re: Conundrum

PS Posters what is funnier. This post or a fart!

Conundrum wrote:
Chuckle worthy.
Tanya Skagle wrote:
I killed the last Loch Ness monster, the last mokele-mbembe, the last ropen, the last Ogopogo and the one and only Champ of Lake Champlain.
How?
Chemtrails.
I hated to do it, but modern science was on the verge of proving beyond all doubt that these creatures were real, and I just had to keep the mystery alive forever.
Champ was the biggest.
Oh, I single-handedly offed the entire civilization of grey aliens from the Zeta Reticuli star system, too. I commandeered a downed UFO, flew into their mother ship, infected them with a computer virus and set off a nuke in the heart of the mother ship, narrowly escaping the pissed-off aliens and the ensuing explosion. Pretty clever of me to come up with that plan all by myself, huh?
Yeah, well, those ugly, grasshopper-eyed bastards just made me nervous what with all their telepathy, abducting, probing and cloning shenanigans, know what I'm sayin'? Funny story - you should have seen the expression one of them had on its face when it dawned on the dolphin-skinned, almond-eyed twerp that they were about to lose in battle. The expression pretty much conveyed the message, "Our entire species is about to wiped out by a human??? How incredibly embarrassing!!!"

15 years ago 02/22/2011 10:54am EST

re: Spare Me

Spare Me wrote:
The New UncleB wrote:
You were able to defeat woodchucks with only a gun?
How impressive.
Once again, another worthless contribution from UncleB. Can we ban this idiot already?

You're awful sensitive for such a tough guy animal killer

15 years ago 02/22/2011 10:59am EST

re: Conundrum

My goldfish died of starvation.

15 years ago 02/22/2011 11:02am EST

re: geez123

15 years ago 02/22/2011 11:08am EST

re: Sebby Coe

I bagged Cthulhu a week ago with a sawed off pool cue and a brick. He will go nicely with the Balrog in my trophy room.

15 years ago 02/22/2011 11:14am EST

re: Biggest Game Hunter

I caught a 420 pound halibut once.

15 years ago 02/22/2011 11:22am EST

re: Conundrum

15 years ago 02/22/2011 1:19pm EST

re: ham sandwich

ham sandwich wrote:
Cass Elliot

Classic!

15 years ago 02/22/2011 2:39pm EST

re: ham sandwich

You're pretty funny for an old guy.(No one under 35 would get that reference)

ham sandwich wrote:
Cass Elliot

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