Too Much Sex At Commonwealth Games - Condoms Have Clogged Toilets

rusty wouldn't have this problem since he raw dogs his women.

Wow, I wasn't sure what to expect from this thread but pretty funny and educational!

rii32hn wrote:

dsafdsasdfasd wrote:

I'll usually go through 4 or 5 condoms before noon.

Uh, yeah...OK.

I'm pretty sure it's normal. My friends, aged between 23 - 30 all do the same thing. If you start having sex around 2 a.m. then you'll go through that first condom easy. The second one will be the best one used of the night. You'll go to sleep and sometime around 6 am you'll realize that a chick is in your bed and you'll have sex again which will be that early morning kind that takes forever.

Then you'll go to sleep again. Around 11 am you'll wake up for the day and try to get it in one last time. This usually will require two condoms because of dehydration issues. This is typically the worst sex because it's now daylight and it's only for spite.

Actually, this is pretty much the skeleton schedule of all the sex I've had in the last 2 years.

asdfasdfasdfas wrote:

rii32hn wrote:

Uh, yeah...OK.

I'm pretty sure it's normal. My friends, aged between 23 - 30 all do the same thing. If you start having sex around 2 a.m. then you'll go through that first condom easy. The second one will be the best one used of the night. You'll go to sleep and sometime around 6 am you'll realize that a chick is in your bed and you'll have sex again which will be that early morning kind that takes forever.

Then you'll go to sleep again. Around 11 am you'll wake up for the day and try to get it in one last time. This usually will require two condoms because of dehydration issues. This is typically the worst sex because it's now daylight and it's only for spite.

Actually, this is pretty much the skeleton schedule of all the sex I've had in the last 2 years.

Same here. I'm 50 years old, have been married for 28 years and we're still doing it at least 3 times a day, 6 - 8 if we're on vacation.

Then I read these post-nuptial shutoff threads and wonder what the he!! is the matter with these folks.

Good to see I'm not the only one.

apu nahasapeemapetilon wrote:

So many condoms. That gives new meaning to "Thank you, come again."

Rimshot!

Well played!!

I'm suprised there were so many - I thought a lot of the athletes pulled out at the last minute?

ukathleticscoach wrote:

I'm suprised there were so many - I thought a lot of the athletes pulled out at the last minute?

nope just Ryan Hall

Sign me up for the next Condomwealth Games.

Is this some kind of cheap slam on our brave U.S. Navy Sailors who are "REAL MEN" ?

i've gotten a bj while watching "spirit of the marathon". that was a good night for me...

stuck with match.com wrote:

Autistic license wrote:

Is this really the case in the USA?! It isn't in most of the rest of the world. Most male distance runners are strong and have decent muscle definition, even though they are not bulky. Most women would find these people more attractive than the fatties who throw discus, hammer or shot. I do consider myself an Americanophile, but I really don't get it.

Because its American culture that bigger is better. American girls are too caught up in the views of society. Our society and culture portrays bigger is better for men. So girls want a guy who is bigger. If a skinny gets a girl its because either the girl has no confidence and is desperate for anyone.

Speak for yourself.

rojo wrote:

ygfhdnck wrote:

This is letsrun. You are in the minority already if you've ever used one.

Post of the Decade.

We're not in the minority, we're the elite!

Where do you really want your used condom to end up? Squeezing out of your faucet the next time you want a drink of water or buried deep in the ground in some far away place where you can go play golf in 30 or 40 years?

Mrs. M wrote:

New slogans:

"Condomwealth Games"

"Putting the common in Commonwealth Games"

Common?

Sounds like you are a prude.

I wonder which country is going to hold the new Condomwealth record?

Apparently Australia thought they had it but the officials found out later that some of the athletes had been starting off on their own

"uh coach I can't participate in the 400 tonight."

"why"

"well I have this thick green discharge that's going to show through the singlet & my nuts are too painful and swollen to run"