To be fair he did lose 6,000 girlfriends in the earthquake so I guess he had to do something.
To be fair he did lose 6,000 girlfriends in the earthquake so I guess he had to do something.
Good for Tiger. Generous contributions are generous contributions and positive action is positive action. Good for him.
Leave it to Tiger The Competitor to go for the record for the most expensive philandering in history.
Now the question is whether Elin will credit some of her settlement, in the interest of philanthropy and good intent.
I guess he deserves a lot of Haitian poontang for that.
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TK1451 wrote:Tiger's net worth is $600M according to Forbes. So pretend your net worth is $500,000 (median net worth at time of retirement is ~$600K) and it would be more like you giving $2500, not $20. Way to be a dumbass.
If you have $600 million, you could give away 99% of your money and still live a very comfortable life with 6 million in the bank.
If someone with $500,000 gave away 99% of their money, they would become a hobo.
True, what Tiger did is give away somewhere around half a percent of his net worth.
The point of the following is NOT to downplay Tiger's donation: almost literally anybody could afford to donate half a percent of their net worth to people who have greater need for it than they do, and be no worse off for having done so. For some people, we're talking about giving $20; for others, we're talking about several thousand dollars, and for others, $3,000,000. Too bad more people don't.
Maybe Letsrun posters are just way more generous than typical Americans (I don't know, maybe they really are), but very few of the people I know have any business criticizing anybody for donating half a percent of their net worth.
Tiger has actually not given any money yet. He is looking at what is the best way to give but has not said how much or how he will be giving.
All this arguing for nothing.
Tiger’s still an object of hilarity - best for him to keep his head down and avoid publicity for a few months or so.
The media soon loses interest if there’s nothing new to report and moves onto some new target:
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ).
The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.
How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?
After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion:
Apparently, Tiger Woods was right when he said: your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.
Tigahwood needed to make that donation in order to help his trashed image. Im happy that he made that donation and that money will certainly help those poor people in Haiti. But Tigahwood still has some splaining to do.
Tigahwood had a really bad day when his car crashed. The worst part of his African American came out in him with his Cougar hunting. And the worst part of his Asian traits came out when he crashed the car. All at once that poor guy got the worst of both worlds at one time. Good luck to the Cougar hunter.
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He's been making huge donations all over the world for the past years in the form of millions of sperm deposits.
Unfortunately he's a half-breed so his sperm is worthless.