OK, list your worst Christmas gift here...I got a snuggie

I have sported a full beard since before Woodstock, I met their daughter in 1980. My in-laws give me aftershave lotion almost yearly.

Their only child HATES coffee and has since childhood.

In the 30 years we must have had a couple thousand meals together. Number of meals at which I drank coffee-ZERO.

The 12 cup Mr. Coffee was an unexpected gift.

My village got fresh drinking water...

East Coast Bias wrote:

I gotcha beat wrote:

My Uncle lives in Eugene and has been heavily influenced by the NIKE PR machine. He bought me a OTC running singlet. I don't think he understands that the rest of the country sees Nike as a joke. I would rather wear a I made love to Micael Jackson in Neverland t-shirt.

That is funny because it is so true. We had an Oregon Track Club vest that resurfaces every year at our team white elephant gift exchange. It is considered a bigger joke than the Chia pet.

Wait OTC is a joke???

I'll take the singlet

Haha .... this is what I'm going to do when I get older. I might start now and clean out all my junk.

driske wrote:

Our family did the gift exchange thing years ago too.

I was 10-12 years of age when I opened my gift from Aunt Agatha, to find what was clearly a girls

"girl's"

"nighty". "nightie." [quote]Repleate

"Replete"

with ribbons and bows on plush flannel, I was sure it had to be meant for one of my sisters. My male cousin's

"cousins"

were merciless in their teasing. I was mortified. The humor of the issue still surfaces some 4 decades later.

If you're not IN OTC it sure is and you'll look like the tool that you are wearing that to your fun runs.

encharito wrote:

East Coast Bias wrote:

That is funny because it is so true. We had an Oregon Track Club vest that resurfaces every year at our team white elephant gift exchange. It is considered a bigger joke than the Chia pet.

Wait OTC is a joke???

http://rodale.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f86af56883301157116c489970c-300wi

I'll take the singlet

encharito wrote:

Wait OTC is a joke???

http://rodale.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54f86af56883301157116c489970c-300wi

I'll take the singlet

I used one as a Halloween Costume last year at a Cross party. It was hugely popular. I glued syringes to it and stuck breathe rites all over it. I used marker on the back to put ALBERTO PROZAC "If it isn't banned it is good for me"

Well, as we were landing in Detroit, I thought I was going to get 40 virgins, but we all know how that turned out. Doh!

If you were a real man then she would've got you a Slanket.

Tis The Season wrote:

A snuggie from my Aunt Martha. And I am a 25 yo man. The only saving grace is that she gave snuggies to everyone.

That puppy is going in the regifting pile.

If he were a real man, then he wouldn't need a blanket. His abundance of thick and burly chest hair would be the provider of all warmth when in need. Stay classy.

I'm a man, I'm 40!

http://jungledrops.com/drops/Gundy%20-%20Fat.mp3

Mr Oblivious wrote:

Haha .... this is what I'm going to do when I get older. I might start now and clean out all my junk.

Go for it, but i recommend it for white elephant gifts instead.

Rocabilly Coach, are you from Gary, Indiana,Cleveland, or Detroit or something? You must be poor as sh+t damn that old person who gave u junk should be sh-tted on!!!

f u all i got a sham wow :(

A t-shirt honoring our rival school's football success.

A Starbucks coffee mug from Rome. It's one of those big mugs with Rome in big letters wrapped around the mug. I've never been there. My wealthy BIL & SIL who travel the world have been. I don't think they meant it in a snobbish way, and I graciously thanked them for it. But I'm not sure why they would think I would want a mug from a place I've never been. It's like, Sorry you don't travel the world, but here's something to remember that we do. Next time, a Starbucks gift card would be preferred. Then I can buy a Starbucks mug from Indianapolis.

Can't really think of any gifts I didn't appreciate and think were thoughtful this year. Maybe a box of Frangos? I hate waxy chocolate, but the gifter couldn't have known this.

Had a lovely Christmas.

For some reason when I see or hear the term snuggie I think it must be a slang term for a sexual favor or sexual fetish or sexual novelty, like a furry or a hot carl.

Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia!