Best Seinfeld Episode

Farmers Daughter: Its nice to have a bis strong man around.

Newman: I nautilus.

"Don't lie to me, butter bean. We're taking it up a notch."

Newman driving his mail truck on the highway Kramer adopted:

Once twice three times a lady. Waaah, Oh the humanity.

the backwards episode is fantastic.

other personal favorites: kramerica industries / the voice / george at play-now ; pimple popper md / george stealing krooger's picture / deli slicer. the smog strangler in LA

A**man - Kramer tries to park in the doctor's parking space and points to his A**man license plate and the security guy thinks he's a proctologist and Kramer uses the stop short move on George's mom.

The Ukraine not weak!

What about The Library? The scenes with Mr. Bookman and the funniest in the series.

"I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't want to know anything about her private life."

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"If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that

kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time

is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week!"

"They're real, and they're spectacular."

Since this is a running site, how about "The Race"??

"I choose not to run!"

bmc pool strikes back wrote:

the backwards episode is fantastic.

other personal favorites: kramerica industries / the voice / george at play-now ; pimple popper md / george stealing krooger's picture / deli slicer. the smog strangler in LA

...my friend FDR.

FDR?

Yeah. Franklin Delano Romanowski.

George: "Play-Now picked the wrong guy to hire because he was fake-handicapped!"

"pulp can move, baby!"

actually, any episode where a George exclamation ends with "Baby!"

oh ahahah, i just remembered in the Kramerica industries/asst Darren episode. one of the best quotes ever:

Kramer: You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.

I'm fond of of the episode when Jerry is trying to buy a new Saab from Putty, and Kramer takes the salesman out for a drive.

Salemsan: "Where are we going?"

Kramer: A little place I like to call . . . you'll see."

Jerry: "I saw a show about a monkey that could read."

Putty: "Yeah. Koko. That chimp's alright. High five."

The Jerk Store episode is another of my favorites.

"Jerk Store would have smoked that guy!"

you're right on walter.

"TTTTWWWWIIIIXXXXX"

"...it shrinks? ...I don't know how you guys walk around w/ that thing."

and... "..a woman's body is a work of art, a thing of beauty... but a man's body, it's meant to get the job done, utilitarian, like a jeep!"

"the race " is pretty funny, where jerry and lois' boss have a rivalry over a gradeschool gym class race where jerry started early. and elaine's boyfirend converts mall-santa kramer to communism while he spreads propoganda to the kids who come to see him. cracks me up every time

Running Domer wrote:

"They're real, and they're spectacular."

Ms. Hatcher certainly was in that episode.

soup nazi

I vote with Malmo -the merv griffen set.

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those." Best episode ever.