Pherykedes wrote:
Dress up as Paula Radcliffe. Nod your head, stick a pillow up your jumper and have an inhaler ready at all times.
Don't forget to take a crap on the sidewalk!
Pherykedes wrote:
Dress up as Paula Radcliffe. Nod your head, stick a pillow up your jumper and have an inhaler ready at all times.
Don't forget to take a crap on the sidewalk!
Borat
A lab assistant in a white coat, armed with a jar of white-out. On your lab coat, put down the names Lagat, Armstrong, Jones, Landis, then cross out each name.
Amidst all of the hot naughty nurses and tight looking devils, you can dress up as a pumpkin and say "Come on, who wants to f*ck the pumpkin?"
nutsack jack wrote:
a nutsack
For this one, do you just wear a burlap sack and paint the word "Nuts" on it?
Cut out a big heart from a poster board. On the heart write "I have a heart on" then taped in to your chest. Simple as that. Also you could get a toy horse and hang it from the front of your jeans. "Hung like a horse"
Be a giant erect penis....you wont even need a costume, you can just go out like you normally would any other time.
ninja, or pirate, but ninjas are better
Carnivore 69 wrote:
Brandon Moen
and by going as Brandon, you have to dress like this...
Cat, gun, camo jacket, long wig -- pirate-cat-gun girl.
I mentioned this one last year I think. I guy friend of mine cut out a cardboard frame that went around the upper part of his body (like a picture frame) and wrote the words "kissing booth" at the top. It was cute and it worked for him he said.
A go-bot
A shower curtain with a working showerhead
A big running shoe - better yet two left feet
A bottle of "the clear". Don't forget to write Balco Industries on it
Dwight Stones - arrrgh
A Chia Pet - cover yourself with fake grass
A hippie - smoke the fake grass
Edward Scissorhands - cut the fake grass
A snake - hide in the fake grass
A hula girl - a shake in the grass
Aren't you sorry you asked
A chick magnet.
Take a black robe, superglue about a dozen-plus stuffed fuzzy yellow baby (toy) chickens to the robe in various places and voila--you are dressed as a "chick magnet."
It works too.
Blond wig
Aviators
Brown leather jacket
jeans
boots
black toy gun
pissed off attitude
Costume?
JACK BAUER
Go as Borat...I've been growing my 'stache for a month now and I got a pimp grey suit. I go throw rocks at gypsies if they no give candy
Don't show up. When they call you the next day tell them you were Felix Limo at Chicago.
A little past its time, but get a "wardrobe" cardboard box -- the kind that's used when moving. Cut a couple holes for your arms. Cut the top of the box so that it looks like a wooden picket fence. Paint or color the box to look like a fence -- knotholes and all. Wear a fishing hat. Get in the box, put your arms in the arm holes, and make sure the top of the fence covers your mouth.
You're Wilson from the TV show Home Improvement.
"a condom on a skeleton..."
You're such a raging little pussy still trashing Coach Wetmore after all these years. You couldn't hack real man's training and you'll never have the opportunity to wear a condom so STFU you little whining bitch.