FatA$$Ken wrote:
Flnlsher medal wrote:I live with my mom but she has no basement. I have to also say that I've never had to hand a bumper sticker out either. I have fallen asleep at work but that was part of a sleep apnea test that I went through and was paid for years ago. Now that I am exercising the gout has gone away and my diabetes is in check. I would never work for free on a Saturday just to say I met Luke Bryan or whatever country idiot that skin tight shirt wearing , stupid country hat wearing loser does.
Yes you live with your mom and she has no basement. Because one room apartments generally don't have basements.
You also have to face time your kid because you can't get custody I'm surprised you are allowed unsupervised visits.
You work at Applebee's because your wedding business is $hit. You make fun of Rossi for "playing the chicken dance" but you charge 400 bucks for a wedding and had to try to start DJing because your video business is dead.
Despite your efforts Rossi and East Coast are doing just fine.
You have more excuses and medical problems than anyone on earth. "I ran in to some tough times", sleep apnea, gout, blah blah blah.
You did fall asleep at that wedding. The staff at the country club was taking pictures and laughing at you.
Mike wasn't at the XTU show Hanson out bumper stickers because he was busy doing 3 weddings this past weekend.
You're exercising? The only exercise you get is when you lift those crates of cheese puffs and ring dings from Sam's Club.
I think it's time for the management of Applebee's to see some of your Twitter escapades.
Maybe you'll be able to get a gig at KFC.
Mike -- An almost 50 year old man having someone take his picture while he poses shirtless in a lounge chair is simply pathetic. Your taunts are at least sometimes sort of amusing. You do realize your other Twitter followers (I mean, other than the porn bots) just shake their heads at you behind your back, right?
Anyhow, loved reading about you getting your butt kicked after someone didn't back down from one of your little road rage incidents. And all little Mikey can then do is take the guy to court. Ha ha ha.