Did Mike Rossi (viral marathon dad) cheat his way into Boston?

because he is a 13 year girl. (note: apologies to 13 year old girls)

I think you're spot on. Mikey is a 13-yo girl/boy trapped inside an adult body. Too bad. He could have had class; he could have been a contender; he could have been somebody. But, nooooo... He's just the biggest loser in Philly.

EZPass Mike wrote:

I vote B, too.

Mike is smart enough (I think) to know that if he confessed, this would be over in a week or two. But it continues to drag on because he is a 13 year girl. (note: apologies to 13 year old girls)

I was thinking there is probably only one person who can save Mike from himself and that person is the incompetent Barb McKeever. But she is too weak and lacks the will to do the right thing, only the easy thing.

May he never confess then. Could you imagine being immortalized as a cheating scumbag? He's cornered and there's just nothing he can do at this point except lash out and try to convince himself #lifeisgood. Mike, you are shamed into hiding now and everyone knows what you are. The gig has been up for much longer than you think though. Don't bother confessing now, the damage has been done and no one would take you for a remorseful person anyway.

TheDudeAbides wrote:

EZPass Mike wrote:

I vote B, too.

Mike is smart enough (I think) to know that if he confessed, this would be over in a week or two. But it continues to drag on because he is a 13 year girl. (note: apologies to 13 year old girls)

I was thinking there is probably only one person who can save Mike from himself and that person is the incompetent Barb McKeever. But she is too weak and lacks the will to do the right thing, only the easy thing.

Trollminator wrote:

May he never confess then. Could you imagine being immortalized as a cheating scumbag? He's cornered and there's just nothing he can do at this point except lash out and try to convince himself #lifeisgood.

Mike, you are shamed into hiding now and everyone knows what you are. The gig has been up for much longer than you think though. Don't bother confessing now, the damage has been done and no one would take you for a remorseful person anyway.

TheDudeAbides wrote:

I was thinking there is probably only one person who can save Mike from himself and that person is the incompetent Barb McKeever. But she is too weak and lacks the will to do the right thing, only the easy thing.

I checked in and saw a bunch of new posts and was hoping something had happened but it appears its just Mike reposting the same thing again and again? Disappointing.

TheDudeAbides wrote:

EZPass Mike wrote:

I vote B, too.

Mike is smart enough (I think) to know that if he confessed, this would be over in a week or two. But it continues to drag on because he is a 13 year girl. (note: apologies to 13 year old girls)

I was thinking there is probably only one person who can save Mike from himself and that person is the incompetent Barb McKeever. But she is too weak and lacks the will to do the right thing, only the easy thing.

There is only one person who can save Mike and that is Mike. It is no different than an alcoholic or drug addict in some regards in that you can't be saved or helped until you, in this case Mike, admits you have a problem, did something wrong, or need and want help. Until then, no one can do anything.

If Barb were to DQ him right now, he has two choices. He could either accept it, admit it, apologize and ask for forgiveness or he could continue maintaining that he ran the race (maintain he has pictures and proof that no one has ever seen but him) and begin attacking Barb like he has so cowardly done to others. My guess he does not have the integrity or moral fiber to accept a DQ and try to leverage a DQ to his benefit but instead .continue the charade, attacks and buffoonery. Of course, if he were DQ'd and he choose option 2, then he certainly would be in the running to being the first two-time Biggest Loser in Philadelphia.

Yeah, that's my point, Mike can't do it so only Barb could but she is probably weaker than Mike so mooooot point.Of course Mike is thinking of no one but himself - big surprise - so the hurt and pain he is causing others now and for the rest of their lives means nothing to him. That's just too bad for them. I'd consider a name change as soon as legally possible.

Phase 1 of this thread is complete - Mike is a proven cheaterPhase 2 is underway - he will remain in a social media hole for a very long time and any attempts to show that #lifeisgood will be squashed immediatelyPhase 3 will take effect slowly and last for the rest of Mike's existence and beyond (unless the site is taken down) - Mike will stay off the grid Rosie-style and who knows, may even have to take on a new identity to run from his past

The only thing more pathetic than Mike Rossi...

...is someone trying to convince everyone that they are pretending to be Mike Rossi.

WhySoCurious wrote:

The only thing more pathetic than Mike Rossi...

...is someone trying to convince everyone that they are pretending to be Mike Rossi.

Touche!

The only thing as pathetic as Mike Rossi...

...is someone trying to convince everyone that they are pretending to be Mike Rossi.

fixed!

To the mods: Does this forum's software permit blocking on handles matching an expression along the lines of "K* St*man"?

It is to save him from himself more than anything else

http://memegenerator.net/Mikerossicheat/images/new

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

To the mods: Does this forum's software permit blocking on handles matching an expression along the lines of "K* St*man"?

It is to save him from himself more than anything else

http://memegenerator.net/Mikerossicheat/images/new

Those new memes are awesome!!!! Well done.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

To the mods: Does this forum's software permit blocking on handles matching an expression along the lines of "K* St*man"?

It is to save him from himself more than anything else

http://memegenerator.net/Mikerossicheat/images/new

I guess being Philly Loser of 2015 wasn't enough for Poser Mike Rossi or his minions.

Has Mike been seen training for the $200k lately?

Kenneth StiIlman wrote:

TheDudeAbides wrote:

I guess being Philly Loser of 2015 wasn't enough for Poser Mike Rossi or his minions.

Has Mike been seen training for the $200k lately?

Mike is Loser of the Year and it was ME who proved it.

None of you did shit.

Also you can't even spell poseur correctly you dumbshit.

Yes Mike Rossi, you proved yourself to be the Biggest Loser in Philadelphia, as well proving that you are a cheater and liar.

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

Those new memes are awesome!!!! Well done.

I wish I could claim credit but the only one I did was the "Lying about tracking IP addresses" one ages ago.

Be careful all, you might offend fat fingers and we'll have to deal with name calling and uncontrollable ranting again.

ExpertKipWatcher wrote:

Inconvenient Truth wrote:

Those new memes are awesome!!!! Well done.

I wish I could claim credit but the only one I did was the "Lying about tracking IP addresses" one ages ago.

Kenneth StiIlman wrote:

From now on, can you f u c king idiots decide whether I am Mike or a fake Mike?

You all sound stupid because I am your GOD Ken Stillman Jr.

Just follow cuckold jew trolli's lead and cry until the mods come to save you.

I am the only one who stood up to mike and his fat c u n t of a wife and dumb f u c king kids.

Trolli your wife left her aids pills with the black young bloods in central park you cuckold you.

I think we have been pretty consistent in calling you Mike, but like Mike, you are just too plain stupid to comprehend that, hence why you are a DJ who wears ill-fitted, off the rack suits.

Phase 4, go completely batshit crazy on twitter like Tila Tequila....

http://www.inquisitr.com/2697475/tila-tequila-moves-on-from-flat-earth-to-level-up-her-soul-contract/

Trollminator wrote:

Be careful all, you might offend fat fingers and we'll have to deal with name calling and uncontrollable ranting again.

I think I have worked out who Fat Fingers is, the clues were . . . works as a janitor at a law enforcement facility and lives in his own fantasy world where he is a superhero . . . . .