I would just grab my package . . . but that is my response to most things I find displeasing.
I would just grab my package . . . but that is my response to most things I find displeasing.
ya mutha wrote:
flip them the bird and say in your best boston accent "ya mutha"
Since it's just a slight variation on the smile and wave response, I think I can remember this one. Thanks!
Ha, someone recently had the bad judgement to yell this while standing about ten feet in front of me. I didn't say a word. I just lowered my head and delivered a head butt to the nose as I ran by. You should have seen that chick bleed.
Now that I've been running for 26 years, I'm starting to think about yelling this at myself.
ummmm, ever hear of jordan hasay??
or who?
Zev wrote:
" I got ta find Buh-buh!:
perfect. this one. this wins
I just say "Original" to them. That shuts them up.
Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. That'll kill him
His wife's dead, George
I just whip out my dick and yell "Heywood JaBlowMe?"
I was running by a bar, there's a guy with a gut and a woman out front smoking cigs.
The guy says, Run Forrest run.
I said- Is that really all you got you fat slob?
I got forest gumped today. First time. Wish I read this thread first.
got forest gumped today wrote:
I got forest gumped today. First time. Wish I read this thread first.
No kidding. Was this movie on cable recently? The responses are kind of weak in my opinion. There's got to be a better zinger comeback.
Not a Forrest Gump fan.
How about "1994 called... they want their joke back"?
Correct response is "Yo Adrian".
"Drive, fat ass, drive!"
Zev wrote:
" I got ta find Buh-buh!:
"Forrest do you want to know about the shrimpin bidness?"
(Actually I think that Jerk Store's wife was in a coma)
Snow Tire Night wrote:
His wife's dead, George
"Thanks Jenny," is usually my go to for this one. Course 90% of the time it doesn't work because they haven't actually seen the movie.
If you have to say something just reply with "original" in a sarcastic tone.
Most of the time it is idiot kids teenagers just trying to look tough in front of there friends so no point trying to be smart because they wont get it.
Can be a good idea to give them a dressing down in front of their "posse" if they have a unique physical appearance.
Like if they are fat you could reply "keep eating your pancakes you fat fvck"
or if they are red headed you could say "Hey ginger fvck, your a disappointment to your father"
or if they have acne you could say "you horrible headed pimple fvck, your face looks like a bag of sick"
or if they have big ears you could say "you have the most incredible ear span, you mad magazine looking c0cksucker".
It goes on.
You just need to identify a physical anomaly in the shouting party and think quick to attack it with all your might.