Last week Lance's legal team told him not to worry, nothing will happen, go home and hit the sack.
And he said, 'that's an empty promise.'
Last week Lance's legal team told him not to worry, nothing will happen, go home and hit the sack.
And he said, 'that's an empty promise.'
I don't get these jokes.
What do Jerry Sandusky and Lance have in common?
One is a pedophile and the other is a PEDophile.
Not a joke and not on topic, but Dodgeball always gives me a laugh: http://youtu.be/jGtfpzT4Lqw?t=6s
Looks like all the doping accusations were too much for him. RIP Neil Armstrong.
The Moon wrote:
Looks like all the doping accusations were too much for him. RIP Neil Armstrong.
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this guy. this guy right here.
The new, legitimate champions of the Tour de France for 1999-2005 are . . .
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Why didn't Lance fight back at USADA to prove his innocence?
Because he doesn't feel he has to legitimize the USADA's witch-hunt and put himself or his family though any more hardship while having his name and reputation dragged through the mud.
Now THAT is a joke.
What family? He is divorced.
Well, it appears it IS too early for funny ones.
The Moon wrote:
Looks like all the doping accusations were too much for him. RIP Neil Armstrong.
First, he lost his TDF titles, then he lost his own father and you have the guts to make a joke about this???
are people really this nuts? wrote:
What family? He is divorced.
Is that the Vatican interpretation? When you divorce you lose your family? The man has 5 kids, 2 of them with his current girlfriend. That's called a family, son.
Cheaters are people my friend wrote:
The man has 5 kids, 2 of them with his current girlfriend. That's called a family, son.
No, that's not "a family."
Buzz Aldrin will be now formally named as the first man on the moon after Armstrong's title gets stripped.
Lance Armstrong: About as clean as a Moroccan in Jamaica for the holidays.
What do Lance Armstrong and Elton john have in common.
They have both been poked in the ass more times then they can remember and they both claim they have never tested positive.
tryagain wrote:
Demmick Rat wrote:PARIS (AP) - French Authorities arrested Lance Armstrong and disqualified him from this year's Tour de France on Friday after cleaning personnel discovered 3 substances in his motel room that are explicitly banned in France. Tour Officials are saddened by this turn of events and Lance Armstrong was not available for comment. When asked by reporters as to the identification of the substances, Police Crime Lab Investigators confirmed that the substances were in fact, toothpaste, deodorant and soap.
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Why is this funny?
Asker of questions wrote:
Why didn't Lance fight back at USADA to prove his innocence?
I guess he just didn't have the balls.
Probably because he didn't want to to spend millions on attorney's fees.
The joke is a not-so-subtle dig at France's reputation for less-than-stellar reputation for hygeine
america, f**k yeah wrote:
Cheaters are people my friend wrote:The man has 5 kids, 2 of them with his current girlfriend. That's called a family, son.
No, that's not "a family."
How do you figure, sports fan? Lance not related to his 5 kids? Anna Hansen not related to her 2 kids?
Crawl back under your rock, will you?
My Own Private Idaho wrote:
Probably because he didn't want to to spend millions on attorney's fees.
Newsflash! By forfeiting he may very well have to pay back about 5 million Euros in ill-gotten prize money. Don't buy that BS about being "tired" or spending on attorneys. This is so obviously a calculated move because he knows he's busted either way and he'd rather not let the world hear the witness testimony. Show me an athlete in any sport ever who has spent more on lawyers during their career (not counting OJ, Vick and others who got into non-sports related trouble with the law). Even Barry Bonds doesn't come close.
Lance's new book:
It's About the Dope