What's your favorite movie insult?

Betty White as Mrs. Bickerman in Lake Placid:

"If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it! "

I will unscrew your head and sh*t down your neck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUc62jD-G0o

Now go home and get your f$#%king SHINEBOX!!!

Billy Batts wrote:

Now go home and get your f$#%king SHINEBOX!!!

Winner.

"I want you to hold it between your knees."

The whippersnappers won't know that one.

Ule:Whatchou talkin bout readin. That's a children's book.

Sanca:Well if this is a children's book then it's far too advanced for the likes of you.

Ule:Are you saying that I am not smarter than a child?

Sanca:No, what I am saying to you is that you are the kind of raw-meat-eatin, no-shoes-wearin, me-tarzan-you-janein', big bald bubble head who can only count to ten if he is barefoot or wearing sandals.

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell!" That one always makes me laugh.

Bernie: You know something Joan, if you didn't have a p_ssy there'd be a bounty on your head.

Joan: And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic.

Rufio: Boil-dripping, beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt!

Kids: Bangarang, Rufio!

Peter Banning: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that?

Rufio: You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

Kids: [in unison] Ugh!

Peter Banning: Substitute chemistry teacher.

Lost Boy: Come on, Rufio, hit him back.

Rufio: Mung tongue.

Peter Banning: Math tutor.

Rufio: Pinhead.

Peter Banning: Prison barber.

Rufio: Mother lover.

Peter Banning: Nearsighted gynecologist.

Rufio: In your face, camel cake!

Peter Banning: In your rear, cow derrière.

Rufio: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig.

Peter Banning: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude.

Thud Butt: [with the rest of the Lost Boys] Bangarang, Peter!

Rufio: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man!

Peter Banning: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

Don't Ask: What's a paramecium brain?

Peter Banning: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's the paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer!

Kids: [chanting] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang.

Rufio: Rufio! Rufio!

Peter Banning: Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.

Angela Hayes: "Yeah, well, at least I'm not ugly."

Ricky Fitts: "Yes you are. And you're boring. And you know it."

You know, I can't tell if you're mother f#cken dumb, or mother f#cken smart

Don Cheadle in The Guard

"Do your work, and shut the f#$& up" ~ 8 mile

from Full Metal Jacket

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, "I bet you're the kind of guy that would fvck a person in the @ss and not even have the godd@mn common courtesy to give him a reach-around"

You cut straight hair in here or just faggs?

"You know what would make me happy?" - Neil Page.

"A couple more fingers and an extra set of balls?" - Del Griffith

Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

"You play ball like a girl!" - The Sandlot

Don Cheadle, "Crash"

"Well f@#k you very much, but thanks for thinking of me"

http://tinyurl.com/6mofuw9

Mitch at the end of 'Waiting'

F!CK YOU MONTY! Always gotta be right, with your little quips! We get it, man. You're fickin' edgy and cool. Yeah! You're the coolest f!ckin' guy at Shenaniganz! WHOOO! That's like being the smartest kid with Down syndrome!

The whole rant is pretty great, but this is my favorite part.