Hashing??? This is new!

Yeah, having a woman flash her boobies is too gay for a skinny ass, nerdy, runner to handle. A nerdy male runner would rather shower with his teammates.

I nominate the below for the most obvious trolling of all time, seemed to work though:

Yo MTV raps wrote:

Yo, anybody here heard of hashing? Guys at work talk about it and say it is a heck of a workout. They also imply that the hashers could be professional runners if they wanted to but they choose to hash instead.

What's the deal? Someone told me they karaoke after they run drunk or something? Really?

Obviously not too obvious.

Anyway, what's with the singing or karaoke? All of this sounds weird but maybe fun too but singing? I have a horrible voice, whats the singing stuff about?

Hashed hashers wrote:

Yeah, having a woman flash her boobies is too gay for a skinny ass, nerdy, runner to handle. A nerdy male runner would rather shower with his teammates.

Yeah, pretty sure that doesn't happen. It's just a bunch of dudes showing up and solving puzzles together.

Stick with your mileage log, PR worries, and hanging out with the boys; no girls allowed. It's all that you deserve.

Hashed hashers wrote:

Stick with your mileage log, PR worries, and hanging out with the boys; no girls allowed. It's all that you deserve.

I don't worry about my PRs they're fine. I don't keep track of mileage, but I average betwen 10-15 a day, I'll let you be concerned with that. I have a girlfriend and spend plenty of time with my friends.

But sorry, I just think running around in short shorts solving puzzles with men is a little fruity.