They all may lie plenty, but very few get laid.
They all may lie plenty, but very few get laid.
my posts
true
not afraid of my female friends
never been turned down for a date
been living with two women in sexual harmony for over 25 years
dated 2 SIswimsuit cover models
dated a woman who later had an eponymous TVshow
killed a man one-on-one before I was 13
went 80% gold/silver 3rd quarter 2007
not true
ran a 4:30mile in HS
No need to lie if you have the stats. My modest pr of 2:37
at NYC will always be on their database at least until 2012
Da Troof wrote:
They all may lie plenty, but very few get laid.
Speak for yourself, I mayo'ed 3 twins last night, although one may have been my sister.
glad there are others posting that they use other monikers on here
this is my troll name when i want to be just stupid and type dickish things and use almost no punctuation
i also use one that is very well known, he is opinionated and knowledgable about our sport, he loves to talk about the ladies, he gets in arguments, and there are people who hate him vehemently but others who respect him for his insight
i use a third one that is not very well known but seems to get pretty good respect for knowledgable answers to medical and physiological questions. im doctor dick
Many people lie on this forum, few don't. I'm not sure why people feel so low about themselves that they need to stoke their ego by elaborating their running achievements on an annonymus running board. Pretty sad really.
The two which come to mind who don't lie are Malmo and Flagpole Willy. Oh, and I don't lie either. I am sure there are others though. Basically don't come to this sight to get training advise as you may be taking it from a 14 year old who's telling you he has 6 NCAA Championships. Nor relationship advise. Come to this sight for comic relief and to get results to races or spelling a gramar advise since we have so many smart asses here.
I never lie because I only post FACTS.. HAHAHAAHA
It just doesn't make sense to me, why lie on a forum that doesn't require people register. What advantage do you have by lying? I'm starting to see that people clearly lie on these forums and I am just puzzled.
Just to put this out there here are my personal bests
Mile: 4:52
5K: 17:35
10K 36:57
Half Marathon: 1:23:42
Marathon: 3:00:22
I know these are times are slow relative to you all you "bernard lagats" out there but I'm still proud of what I have run. There I am being honest!
200 - 32.5
400 - 75
800 - 3:38
mile - 7:56
why do people lie about their times on an anonymous forum? I wouldn't think that it would boost your confidence or anything, since you know it's not true. Plus, nobody knows who you really are, so you wouldn't get any praise really. Or am I missing something?
Even I have PRs better than that.
No one ever lies on here. We're all tall, muscular, fast, smart (IQ's >150), good-looking, and we have sex every night with different women. In short, all our dreams have become reality.