How in the hell did humans reach Hawaii?

Good point

ager wrote:

wheating what wrote:

"the world as we know it just some tiny islands surrounded by an immense water."

This has to be the most poorly constructed sentence I have ever read.

You know what I meant. I left some words out by mistake. Don't be a heel.

Book 'em, Danno.

Lorenzo the Magnificent wrote:

You don't know Jack. Lord. .50.

didn't you know jesus rowed a boat there, told a few stories to the natives, then rowed back to die on the cross. Get your facts straight dude.

No, no, no, you're all wrong. It was a guy named Hagoth.

Easter Island is even more of a stretch.

I saw an episode of Gilligan's Island where a guy surfed onto the island on a big wave. So that possibility can't be discounted out of hand.

Michael Phelps blew his load in the ocean off the coast of California and his little men swam to Hawaii.

Lancelot Link wrote:

Actually, the fact of humans on Hawaii PROVES evolution. You are correct--there's no way they could have paddled from Indonesia. They evolved from fish.

So you're telling me the humans on Hawaii evolved parallel, but separately, to the rest of us? I guess that would make us different species, huh.

Why would Jesus need a boat? Although if you think about it Jesus would have been the MAN in the Steeple.

proof that evolution is a lie wrote:

You're telling me that a bunch of primitive polynesians just set out in a little bamboo paddleboat, travelled thousands of miles across the pacific ocian, and just magically discovered the islands?

I lived in Hawaii for six years. I can tell you without hesitation that Hawaiians are not human.

Catholic wrote:

If God created people on the continents, why do you think that he couldn't put people on an island?

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?Why not on the Moon?

Check out the book "The Last Navigator"by Stephen Thomas. It has been awhile since I read the book.

The author studies and sails with these Polynesion navigator guys. No radar, no GPS, no sextants, just watching the waves and the stars and memorizing lots of facts about what kinds of birds, fish, whales, dolphins, etc. appear as you get closer to land.

This stuff is far from primitive, and unfortunately is becoming a lost art, because the old guys who know this stuff are dying and the young people are no into it.

(meant to write "not into it")

China Rules the Planet Earth wrote:

Before China started Nike and spread running shoes out to the four conners of the planet, there was Hawaii. China invented volcano synthesis and plate shifting too.

Haha!

From Peru on the Kon-Tiki. Or Hawaiian Airlines.

They are not aliens wrote:

proof that evolution is a lie wrote:

You're telling me that a bunch of primitive polynesians just set out in a little bamboo paddleboat, travelled thousands of miles across the pacific ocian, and just magically discovered the islands?

I lived in Hawaii for six years. I can tell you without hesitation that Hawaiians are not human.

This is why I read letsrun. A gem of a post in a gem of a thread. Thank you.

Actually Hawaii was part of California until it broke off and floated away. This is why Californians and Hawaiians are so similar. It is also why Hawaii is part of the US.

turkey leg wrote:

Lancelot Link wrote:

Actually, the fact of humans on Hawaii PROVES evolution. You are correct--there's no way they could have paddled from Indonesia. They evolved from fish.

So you're telling me the humans on Hawaii evolved parallel, but separately, to the rest of us? I guess that would make us different species, huh.

seriously, go back to school. it doesn't make us different species. it's called convergent evolution, when tho separate lines of evolution come together, making one species out fo two.

god your dumb.

His first error (and yours, too) was his failure to recognize a joke.