How do you know when you are drunk?

The OP Inquired:

How do you know when you are drunk?

When I feel drunk.

my shoulders and arms feel tingly and numb

When I start buying things on the Home Shopping Network or QVC.

He is not drunk,

who from the floor,

can rise alone,

and still drink more.

I get all www.scottbrundage.com for the ladies.

I know that I was drunk when I wake up next to some random, chick who, upon being awoken as I look for her name on a piece of mail, comments "I can't believe you lived in Amsterdam for the first 13 years of your life".

(gulp)

when everything is funny..........no matter what

As soon as you start telling people that you're not that drunk.

When I wake with a hangover and world is still spinning.

I know I will be drunk when I start the night by saying:

Let's go out for a couple beers, nothing crazy.

I know I'm drunk when 3-4 sparks have been consumed and a giant bear licking my face seems normal.

Or when walking with a BM, tables are thrown.

A good way to measure things is to start the night with a tucked-in button down shirt. As the night progresses, and you drink more, the shirt will reflect your state. First, you roll up the sleeves, then you untuck the shirt, then you undo the second button at the collar, then another button, then you're wearing your shirt completely unbuttoned, exposing your beer-soaked chest, then you don't have a shirt at all. Those are the stages of drunkeness.

Hold on... I should be able to tell you somewhere in the next hour or two.

When a 0 becomes a 1. The binary rating system has innumberable applications.

the answer is here wrote:

A good way to measure things is to start the night with a tucked-in button down shirt. As the night progresses, and you drink more, the shirt will reflect your state. First, you roll up the sleeves, then you untuck the shirt, then you undo the second button at the collar, then another button, then you're wearing your shirt completely unbuttoned, exposing your beer-soaked chest, then you don't have a shirt at all. Those are the stages of drunkeness.

this is 100% true

When a 4 looks like a 10 after 6 beers. Coyote ugly looks great through beer goggles.

when I giggle at the number 69

lets talk wrote:

When the johnson won't get hard .....

Weldon or Robert?

Soccer Dad wrote:

I get all

http://www.scottbrundage.com

for the ladies.

What the hell does that mean?!?

When the spin is rooming.