you can stuff you sorry's in a sack
you can stuff you sorry's in a sack
Remember this one: "No Soup for You" NEXT!
"was it wrong to have sex on the desk"?
"I despise Keith Hernandez"
independent george
1) Festivus
2) Manziere! Bro! Manziere! Bro!
Ah, many great episodes. Good thing it can be seen in syndication 8-10 times per day.
Nevertheless, the Bizzaro Jerry features Feldman, Gene, and Fargus. As well as, "what are you going to do at the library?" "Read".
Also, Jerry: "Maybe I should chain her to the refrigerator and sell tickets... like George the Animal Steel".
Jerry: "What do you have in your briefcase?"
Kramer: "Crackers."
My two favorites
-the opposite it still makes me question my actions
-the one where Kramer finds the old Merv Griffen set
I watched both of these in my hospital room after a serious surgery. Combined with the morphine, I was downright giddy. It scared the nurses
i'm going to have to 2nd the kenny rogers chicken episode
eyes wide shut wrote:
-the one where Kramer finds the old Merv Griffen set
This is my favorite too. It has the "we had a deal" with george, the sidler with elaine, jerry drugging his gf to play with his toys and of course the merv griffin set with cosmo. Some funny quotes:
Elaine: It happened as I was making cup-a-soup, singing that song from “The Lion King.”
Jerry: 'Hakuna Matata'?
Elaine: I thought I was alone.
Jerry: That doesn't make it right.
Jerry: Why were you making gravel?
Kramer: Well, I like the sound it makes when you walk on it.
Kramer: Jerry, Now what you do with your personal life is your business but when you're on my set, you clean it up mister!
Oh and I forgot about the deli slicer one!
Kramer: I cut slices so thin I couldnt even see them.[quote]Kruger wrote:
What about the one that's the most apropos of this board:
"I refuse to race."
I have to agree with The Contest.
As Kramer said, "I'm out!"
are you saying you want a piece of me?
Old man..i would drop you like a bag of dirt.
I just used this line on a friend last week! Thankfully he was a huge Seinfeld fan as well and got the reference.I like the episode that goes backwards in time. It starts with Kramer getting hit with a snowball in the face...I am pretty sure.
bloodsport wrote:
you can stuff you sorry's in a sack
Bob Dole liked the episode where Kramer put a garbage disposal in his shower.
Actually, Bob Dole likes any episode with "David Putty" in it. That guy was hilarious.
I think it might have been "I CHOOSE not to race." Same episode (?) Jerry trying to impress a girl at a social event, "You wouldn't know it to look at me, but I can run really fast.
"I think I offended the wake up guy"
Lawyer Jackie Childs is incredibly funny "tell 'em it's for me"
backwards/indian wedding