• toilet paper
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 12/26/2004 9:05PM - in reply to middistance
      • toilet paper
      • middistance wrote:
        you know that your socks can be used as disposable resources in emergency situations.
        darn that was mine.
    • leroy
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 12/27/2004 2:19AM - in reply to toilet paper
      • leroy
      • -your bladder shrinks to the size of a peanut and you need to piss every 2 minutes befoore a race.
        -your family buy you nothing but running stuff for christmas.
    • some unregistered name
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 12/27/2004 7:19AM - in reply to harrier12
      • some unregistered name
      • When someone says "Mo Greene" you think of a sprinter and not a gangster from 'The GodFather'
    • web
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 12/28/2004 5:44AM - in reply to some unregistered name
      • web
      • think that leaving your car at the shop is a great excuse for doing doubles to and from work

        had nightmares about sprinting to the start 10 minutes after the gun went off....

        look at a skinny young woman and wonder how fast she is, then think how sexy she is, then wonder again how fast she is......in that order

        can scare family/friends with food consumed at the local diner after your 20
    • bill lofthouse
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 12/29/2004 6:15PM - in reply to x2z
      • bill lofthouse
      • ... your first pair of running shoes were Chuck Taylors.
        ... you remember running in Adidas Antelopes or Gazelles
        ... you still have your first pair of Nike Waffle trainers.
        ... you still think it's OK to run in cotton.
        ... you remember cinder tracks.
        ... you ran before Jim Fixx and Dr Cooper made it cool.
        ... you've survived 2 running booms and still going.
        ... the world stood still for a brief moment when PRE died.
    • gav800
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 12/31/2004 2:48AM - in reply to bill lofthouse
      • gav800
      • When you think about career goals you think about what PRs you want to have, a job and family doesn't even come into consideration.

        It's 9:50PM on New Years Eve and your at home on your computer surfing letsrun.com... your not out because you have training/racing tomorrow
    • some unregistered name
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 12/31/2004 8:15AM - in reply to bill lofthouse
      • some unregistered name
      • That just means you're old. B/c obviously you are a runner if you run.


        bill lofthouse wrote:
        ... your first pair of running shoes were Chuck Taylors.
        ... you remember running in Adidas Antelopes or Gazelles
        ... you still have your first pair of Nike Waffle trainers.
        ... you still think it's OK to run in cotton.
        ... you remember cinder tracks.
        ... you ran before Jim Fixx and Dr Cooper made it cool.
        ... you've survived 2 running booms and still going.
        ... the world stood still for a brief moment when PRE died.
    • run
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 2/24/2005 2:11PM - in reply to x2z
      • run
      • your not afraid to park your car in the furthest one from the door.
    • hergdsa
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 2/24/2005 4:44PM - in reply to run
      • hergdsa
      • you won't walk for more than 300m just because it takes too darn long.

        You know what happened when someone comes back from the woods with one sock on.

        You can find your way to a place through a trail through the woods, but have trouble on the roads.

        You get up in the middle of a class, stretch against a wall and then say "what?" when everyone looks at you funny.

        You give up trying to explain to people(namely football or basketball players) why you don't really know how fast you can run a 40.
    • yea yep yeah
    • Kia and Laura
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 4/23/2005 6:37AM - in reply to konro
      • Kia and Laura
      • You know your Pr better than your GPA...
        You run the morning after the homecoming dance...
        You enjoy running...
        You spend more on training clothes than on school clothes...
        On the first lap of the P.E. mile you tell people to "embrace the pain"...
        You combine phrases like "10 miles" and "easy run"...
    • OFD RUN
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 5/16/2005 5:10PM - in reply to x2z
      • OFD RUN
      • You might be a runner if it's easier to run 6 miles and get a girlfriend.
    • Snatch
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 5/17/2005 6:12AM - in reply to x2z
      • Snatch
      • You weigh yourself on the boss's scales because they register 100ths of a pound.

        You think The roads Department should resurface the road,just for you.

        One Loaf is never enough.

        The shoe store is more interesting to you than the butcher's is to your Dog.
    • Snatch
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 5/17/2005 6:47AM - in reply to x2z
      • Snatch
      • You have run a red light while the cops are watching.

        You have taken a Dump on Heartbreak hill.

        You have been Blown on a bridge.

        Your workmates bring you Lunch everyday.

        You have paid the money and not shown.

        The only one that uses the shower at work is you.

        Your dog hates meat.

        Your car is still on its first set of tyres after 10yrs.

        All the leg injuries you have had were work related.

        You know what Leaves make the best Toilet tissue.

        Your kids can run before they walk.
    • poop drawers
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 5/17/2005 12:12PM - in reply to Snatch
      • poop drawers
      • Your name is Eric Schultz...because he is God's gift to the planet and he shits his pants when he's drunk!!!!