Congratulations. You are the most accomplished troll since David Spencer Hines who flourished in the days of Usenet. His reputation was such that a guide was published to his trolling so that his victims could quickly become aware of who they were dealing with. You certainly match DHS in terms of arrogance and obtuseness as well as the claim of being a 'real authority'.
But you have not reached his level in other areas of trolling. Hines was very accomplished at the straw man argument and would suck in novices with a steadily escalating series of posts that would irritate his victim. Once the victim cracked and responded with a mild insult Hines would retaliate with a withering critique of the victim's intelligence.
Hines was particularly good at tagging other posters with pet insults. Hines's trademark was to designate an acronym to his enemies so he could insult them with the minimum number of key strokes. Thus WASP was the Washington Square Pontificator, LOS, Little Old Schlockmeister and GG, Gotham Groupie. Hines would also throw in a bit of Latin every so often and sign off his posts with a quotation that usually had no relevance to the subject. He knew this really annoyed people.
DSH is still active but he seems to have toned things down in his old age and just seems to cut and paste bits from Breibart and Fox News. Though he is still keeping his pogue insult and lux and veritas tag going.