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RE: You might be a runner if...
People are always asking if you're sick
You're insulted when someone mentions how healthy you look
You understand the speed limit signs in Canada
You can name a person from Namibia, Djibouti and Zimbabwe
You've said "she'd be one hell of a pole vaulter" at a strip club
The only key on the computer you know by heart is the colon
Your school notebooks are covered with split times
your pin number is 6214, 42195, or ends in "59"
"Forrest Gump" really pissed you off (like he wouldn't have gotten shin splints)
You know more about the treadmills than anyone who works at the gym
The doctor fell asleep during your stress test
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