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A couple years ago I went to Niagara Falls, the Canada side, with a friend and his wife and daughter. I swear it was the nicest several hours of my life. Everybody from the Canadian border agents to the locals were the nicest people I ever met and it was a great experience. When we went to re-enter the United States the US border agents were the biggest dicks I ever met. We were obviously American and had no reason to cause suspicion. However this did not stop them from feeling it necessary to have two weapons trained on the car the entire time, a team of dogs sniff the car, two visual inspections of the inside of the car, and multiple lines of questioning about our background and what we were doing in Canada. And they were huge dicks the whole time. They "jokingly" asked my friend's wife if she was hiding a Cuban cigar up her butt. Nice.

And we wonder why the world hates us? I hate us.

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