Help me!! I have some good crack cocaine to smoke, and I can't seem to tear myself away from this thread to get my fix. Seriously, this is the most bizarre running story I have ever read by an order of magnitude. I can't imagine that Running Times or Runner's World wouldn't pick this up - or at least the Weekly World News!
LOL. same, I think I'm wearing out my f5 key... I have trouble sleeping at night because I keep waking up and laughing about this thread