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RE: You might be a runner if...
You've ever rifled through your hamper for running shorts, sniffed them, winced, and put them on anyway.
You've ever taken your dog out for a run and stopped for a walk break halfway back because the dog couldn't take it anymore
Your doctors have told you that you need to stop losing weight
You haven't had your period in months.
you keep your old running shoes from 3 years ago with more holes than swiss cheese that threaten the ozone layer, but you've managed to lose that necklace your boyfriend gave you a month ago.
Your definition of "hairstyle" is always having an elastic on your wrist
You keep a photo of Kara Goucher in your wallet, but not your family or friends
You've gotten a buzz off that new-running-shoe smell, right when they come out of the box.
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