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RE: To all Masters Runners desperately hanging on to the dream...Good luck at your Turkey Trots!!

Newbie Master wrote:

And when I am 100 meters from the finish line I'll pull out my 40 year old rod and sac and scream, "GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERF**KERS!"

lol. i just spit powerade at the screen...

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