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former axeman
RE: You might be a runner if...
...when a non-runner asks you if you "jog" you have to fight the urge to punch them in the face

...you write your senior paper on Lydiard's training theory

...the mention of aqua joggin causes you to develop a temporary facial tic

...you've used moss

...your carry-on is a spike bag

...you've run at least four miles or done strides in an airport terminal or parking lot (extra credit if you've done abs and stretched too)

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