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RE: You might be a runner if...
People are always asking if you're sick

You're insulted when someone mentions how healthy you look

You understand the speed limit signs in Canada

You can name a person from Namibia, Djibouti and Zimbabwe

You've said "she'd be one hell of a pole vaulter" at a strip club

The only key on the computer you know by heart is the colon

Your school notebooks are covered with split times

your pin number is 6214, 42195, or ends in "59"

"Forrest Gump" really pissed you off (like he wouldn't have gotten shin splints)

You know more about the treadmills than anyone who works at the gym

The doctor fell asleep during your stress test
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