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...the first 5 minutes of "Endurance" is the best music video you have ever seen.
...happy if you place last with a bad time or pissed off if you win with a bad time
...have notes on your wall at work taht just say "2:18" or some other race time in big bold font to motivate you
...call in sick to work because you need to recover for tomorrow's workout
...when a non-runner asks you if you "jog" you have to fight the urge to punch them in the face
"No, I don't jog, I run. No there's a difference, no I'm a runner, R-U-N-N-E-R NOT J-O-G-G-E-R. Okay, so don't ever confuse the two joggers jog, runners run. I run therefore I am a runner. I don't jog"
...your buddy burned his feet doing an 800 time trial after his english final
...you go on a date and discuss weekly base mileage vs pace
...you set your alarm clock for 5:30 so you can still run before going to work
...you have three pairs of asics 2080s/ brooks adrenalines/etc, that are dated and mileage marked
...you prefer inventing workouts to taking notes in chemistry class
...you skip all your work, write a race plan, and go to sleep at 8:30 because you're racing tomorrow
...your goal in life is to someday repeat the OAR running over a car stunt
a couple more i forgot
...you wear shorter shorts at practice than the girls' tennis team
...you write directions to your house in metric and your friends aren't confused
...20538 isn't just a random bunch of numbers
...34313 isn't just a random bunch of numbers
...hundreths of a second really do mean something
...you have nicknames for people you will never speak with (meb, geb, pepper, etc.)
...when you run with certain friends you have to run to and from their house so you don't sabotage your weekly mileage
fall xc and spring track are not winter sports, yet runners train through the winter. come on are you really that slow? i mean mentally slow but if you don't train in the winter i assume the physical side applies as well...
... you find women who are flat as a board attractive
... the would die to date Sara Bei or the Zeigles
... You have contributed to the "hotness" thread
... you read the letsrun board more than once a day (unless there is a meet)
... you get excited to see new pictures posted on fastwomen, mansracing after NCAA's, USA's, Boston, and other meets
... your nickname is anorexic, even though you out eat all of your friends
...your dog gets excited when you put on your running shoes.
...your dog knows all of your turn-arounds for your out and back runs.
...you know that the best cure for a head cold is 5 miles in a hooded sweatshirt.
...you think that Scott H. should choose the best 10 from all of the above.