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CalvertCounty
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/20/2003 4:03PM - in reply to Mike_McCready Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...the first 5 minutes of "Endurance" is the best music video you have ever seen.
...happy if you place last with a bad time or pissed off if you win with a bad time
...have notes on your wall at work taht just say "2:18" or some other race time in big bold font to motivate you
...call in sick to work because you need to recover for tomorrow's workout
Faker
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/20/2003 6:21PM - in reply to CalvertCounty Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Looking in your log book for a scheduled key workout 8 days from now , and in brackets you wrote " call in sick today"
because work will screw up your training.
Pill
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/21/2003 12:15AM - in reply to run baby Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You have a bigger chest than your girlfriend!:(
Pill
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/21/2003 12:21AM - in reply to Another runner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You know the names of guys who beat you, but not the names of guys you've beaten.
Pill
RE: Run Forrest Run! 6/21/2003 12:25AM - in reply to Forrest Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
If you see someone running and feel real guilty because you know you need to get out there.
Pill
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/21/2003 12:30AM - in reply to former axeman Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...when a non-runner asks you if you "jog" you have to fight the urge to punch them in the face

"No, I don't jog, I run. No there's a difference, no I'm a runner, R-U-N-N-E-R NOT J-O-G-G-E-R. Okay, so don't ever confuse the two joggers jog, runners run. I run therefore I am a runner. I don't jog"
x prime
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/21/2003 1:58PM - in reply to Pill Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...your buddy burned his feet doing an 800 time trial after his english final
...you go on a date and discuss weekly base mileage vs pace
...you set your alarm clock for 5:30 so you can still run before going to work
...you have three pairs of asics 2080s/ brooks adrenalines/etc, that are dated and mileage marked
...you prefer inventing workouts to taking notes in chemistry class
...you skip all your work, write a race plan, and go to sleep at 8:30 because you're racing tomorrow
...your goal in life is to someday repeat the OAR running over a car stunt
x prime
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/21/2003 2:09PM - in reply to x prime Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
a couple more i forgot
...you wear shorter shorts at practice than the girls' tennis team
...you write directions to your house in metric and your friends aren't confused
...20538 isn't just a random bunch of numbers
...34313 isn't just a random bunch of numbers
...hundreths of a second really do mean something
...you have nicknames for people you will never speak with (meb, geb, pepper, etc.)
...when you run with certain friends you have to run to and from their house so you don't sabotage your weekly mileage
yoshida64
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/21/2003 5:50PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"...people think it's a winter sport."
sorry to be stupid but I don't get this one, could someone explain it?
x prime
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/24/2003 12:11PM - in reply to yoshida64 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
fall xc and spring track are not winter sports, yet runners train through the winter. come on are you really that slow? i mean mentally slow but if you don't train in the winter i assume the physical side applies as well...
D_Gordon
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/25/2003 4:12AM - in reply to beenthere Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I don't get the 6214 pin number...my only guess is that .6214 mi = 1 km.
idaho joe
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/25/2003 8:12AM - in reply to D_Gordon Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you name your shoes
runnr
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/25/2003 9:26AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
... you find women who are flat as a board attractive
... the would die to date Sara Bei or the Zeigles
... You have contributed to the "hotness" thread
... you read the letsrun board more than once a day (unless there is a meet)
... you get excited to see new pictures posted on fastwomen, mansracing after NCAA's, USA's, Boston, and other meets
... your nickname is anorexic, even though you out eat all of your friends
cool
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/25/2003 10:38AM - in reply to runnr Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
....you realize DMSO is not a hot new band.
....you sometimes catch yourself about to farmer blow in a restaurant/shopping mall/etc
beavis
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/25/2003 10:44AM - in reply to cool Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You said "Eat out all your friends"

He He He
Mr. Chest
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/26/2003 9:08AM - in reply to HillsdaleCollegeXC Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
.....if you have to ask you mama to open the jar of pickles for you.
SI
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/29/2003 12:56PM - in reply to Mr. Chest Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Probably already been mentioned but you've got a case of poison ivy at least once where the sun don't shine.
L8RUNR
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/29/2003 2:32PM - in reply to SI Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...your dog gets excited when you put on your running shoes.
...your dog knows all of your turn-arounds for your out and back runs.
...you know that the best cure for a head cold is 5 miles in a hooded sweatshirt.
...you think that Scott H. should choose the best 10 from all of the above.
NLock
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/29/2003 3:05PM - in reply to L8RUNR Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
-you have never dated a girl with a significant pair of knockers.
DI chica
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/29/2003 3:08PM - in reply to NLock Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you have more ice cups in the freezer than cups in the cabinet
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