If you see someone running and feel real guilty because you know you need to get out there.
If you see someone running and feel real guilty because you know you need to get out there.
...when a non-runner asks you if you "jog" you have to fight the urge to punch them in the face
"No, I don't jog, I run. No there's a difference, no I'm a runner, R-U-N-N-E-R NOT J-O-G-G-E-R. Okay, so don't ever confuse the two joggers jog, runners run. I run therefore I am a runner. I don't jog"
...your buddy burned his feet doing an 800 time trial after his english final
...you go on a date and discuss weekly base mileage vs pace
...you set your alarm clock for 5:30 so you can still run before going to work
...you have three pairs of asics 2080s/ brooks adrenalines/etc, that are dated and mileage marked
...you prefer inventing workouts to taking notes in chemistry class
...you skip all your work, write a race plan, and go to sleep at 8:30 because you're racing tomorrow
...your goal in life is to someday repeat the OAR running over a car stunt
a couple more i forgot
...you wear shorter shorts at practice than the girls' tennis team
...you write directions to your house in metric and your friends aren't confused
...20538 isn't just a random bunch of numbers
...34313 isn't just a random bunch of numbers
...hundreths of a second really do mean something
...you have nicknames for people you will never speak with (meb, geb, pepper, etc.)
...when you run with certain friends you have to run to and from their house so you don't sabotage your weekly mileage
"...people think it's a winter sport."
sorry to be stupid but I don't get this one, could someone explain it?
fall xc and spring track are not winter sports, yet runners train through the winter. come on are you really that slow? i mean mentally slow but if you don't train in the winter i assume the physical side applies as well...
I don't get the 6214 pin number...my only guess is that .6214 mi = 1 km.
you name your shoes
... you find women who are flat as a board attractive
... the would die to date Sara Bei or the Zeigles
... You have contributed to the "hotness" thread
... you read the letsrun board more than once a day (unless there is a meet)
... you get excited to see new pictures posted on fastwomen, mansracing after NCAA's, USA's, Boston, and other meets
... your nickname is anorexic, even though you out eat all of your friends
....you realize DMSO is not a hot new band.
....you sometimes catch yourself about to farmer blow in a restaurant/shopping mall/etc
You said "Eat out all your friends"
He He He
.....if you have to ask you mama to open the jar of pickles for you.
Probably already been mentioned but you've got a case of poison ivy at least once where the sun don't shine.
...your dog gets excited when you put on your running shoes.
...your dog knows all of your turn-arounds for your out and back runs.
...you know that the best cure for a head cold is 5 miles in a hooded sweatshirt.
...you think that Scott H. should choose the best 10 from all of the above.
-you have never dated a girl with a significant pair of knockers.
you have more ice cups in the freezer than cups in the cabinet
L8RUNR wrote:
...you think that Scott H. should choose the best 10 from all of the above.
I like the concept but not sure I can narrow my choices to just 10. I'll monitor the thread and come up w/a good Best Of list soon. Keep'em coming!
When packing for a business trip the first things you pack is your running gear.
When packing for a trip you pack your running gear in a carry-on just in case your luggage gets lost you can still run.
If you have an airport layover you go for a run around the parking lot.
You think women look better in running shoes than heels.
When interviewing a job applicant you ask them their mile time.
....your training shorts are your swim shorts, and your pajamas.....and they are splits.
what do you know about Somalia