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addy
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 12:40PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
....mud on your new shoes isn't a problem

.... you plan your meals around your workouts

for the parents:

....you've paid someone to watch the kids so you don't miss a run.
Sarah
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 2:01PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
this is going to sound very weird...

...you find yourself in the bathroom of a greyhound bus, on your way home from a marathon, trying to puncture the blood blister under your big toenail with a staple that you pulled out of a paper in your bag because the throbbing is driving you crazy and you don't have a pin or a needle handy
bacon
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 2:03PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You are healthy as a rock and but are refused at a blood donour clinic because your pulse is lower than they deem acceptable.
cc
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 2:07PM - in reply to Sarah Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
trackster
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 2:09PM - in reply to cc Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you have not been able to sleep at night because the run of the day was only an "ez ten-miler"
Sco0nypenn
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 2:16PM - in reply to trackster Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
.......if you intend to visit a porno site but first you must visit mensracing,dyestat,letsrun etc. first.

......if your in any sort of running environment you can shit whenever you choose too.

......if you can shit in under 20 seconds if necessary during a run.

......if you have no problem with walking around your house constantly with nothing but your track shorts on
JimFiore
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 10:57PM - in reply to Sco0nypenn Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...you think that it's unfair that a magazine entitled "Road & Track" is all about cars.
jp
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/26/2002 5:41AM - in reply to JimFiore Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...you like the smell of atomic balm.
The O-Man
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/28/2002 9:53AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
When you run on trails and trip over a stump, you get your watch stopped before you hit the ground.
Bears XC
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/28/2002 1:46PM - in reply to The O-Man Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Ah watches!!
.....Your watch makes you wrist smell as bad as your trainers
.....You think that same watch goes with any outfit you own
.....You subconsciously start and stop your watch anytime you move
.....You can tell your watch's beep like a mother can tell her babies cry
Kevin Mitchell
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/28/2002 1:49PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
-you got married in racing gear. (I actually did that) and run (with wife, judge, and guests) right after your vows.
-you've ever been chased by dogs.
-you've ever had beer bottles, cans, firecrakers, etc. thrown at you on a run.
-you've ever been spiked in a race, (my own teammate got me, 2" left heel), and display it proudly like a battle wound.
-you understand that XC and Track are actually contact sports.
-just thinking about a race can provoke an immediate bowel movement.
-you've gotten up at 2am for an hour run just to see what it's like!
-you feel proud when someone says "you're so thin, I think I could pick a lock with you"!
-you don't know, or care, what kind of car you drive, just as long as it has room to change in, and it can get you to your next race.
-you've driven 8 hours, one way, just for a race.
-New Year's Eve is nothing more than an excuse to go run from one year to the next.
-the offensive linemen at your college sit in awe at how much you can eat.
-have run 3 times a day because the Kenyans do it!
-have found how to make ugali, and you like it!
-think that the internet was invented just so that you can chat with other runners, find race results, and races.
-you only have running related websites in your "favorites".
-you've passed up a job because there was the remote possibility you'd have to work an occasional Saturday.
-you've had any running related job!
-you've wallpapered an entire room in race numbers.
-co-workers think you're strange because you eat non-stop all day but go run on your lunch break.
-you've tried to find a dating service online that caters to runners!
-you've visited Eugene to run where Pre ran!
onceasteepler
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/31/2002 1:35PM - in reply to runnerryan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Your dog's name is Lasse (not Lassie) or Kiptanui or Pre...
zerolegspeed
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/31/2002 2:07PM - in reply to onceasteepler Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you are used to the sound of a gun
you make hundreds of left turns each week
you snicker at a ½ marathon as it is all in a days work
you dread sundays as they are the longest day of the week
you have about 10 thousand pairs of shoes
you are the fastest player to try out for the football team, but actually get cut...
you can do more pushups than all of the football players, but get cut

you like going uphill more than downhill
you get a kick out of passing cyclists
you are passed by a cyclist, get really pissed off and try to catch the bastard

you have a great kick ARE NOT into martial arts
you cannot read where it says "start/stop" and "reset" on your watch
You prefer Boston or Chicago over New york, Los Angeles
You stay up 3 hrs past your normal bedtime to catch a 3 minute race

you see your bus go by, but rather waiting 30min. for the next one to come buy, race after it and catch it

you have either ran or biked to work/school faster than it takes to drive/bus

your morning shower is about an hour AFTER you awake
Stormin
RE: You might be a runner if... 9/27/2002 6:25AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You're the only in the gym pissed off that the treadmill has a top speed of 10mph.
Manhasset Trackman
RE: You might be a runner if... 9/27/2002 11:30AM - in reply to 800guru Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you feel rebellious when you run more then you should
snatch
RE: You might be a runner if... 9/30/2002 3:33PM - in reply to Manhasset Trackman Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You have shit on your shoe
GeorgeinBelgium
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/15/2002 2:22AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you use vaseline on your bits that rub
your running shorts give you "nappy rash"
your new running shorts colour everything else that you wear above the waste ... but you don't see it until the wife has to wash it ...
you enjoy getting colds as a result of running
everything creaks for two weeks after an event
you swear you'll never do another event at any price, but find youself thinking of booking for next year already ...
Don't blame me for this, blame the Great North Run ...
ZRB
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/15/2002 12:10PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You have a spike wrench on your keychain.
diggity dank
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/15/2002 12:49PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...your favourite underwear is just old running shorts
Manhasset Trackman
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/15/2002 1:15PM - in reply to diggity dank Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you write your mile splits for a 5K race during math class, and claim to the teacher that its math
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