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Feldman
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2002 7:17AM - in reply to Mark JW Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
MY GOD!! WE'RE A BUNCH OF FRICKIN' TOOLS!!!!
allen
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2002 8:14AM - in reply to Feldman Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
if you did Mile Repeats on 9/11/01
DUKE
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2002 8:18AM - in reply to Feldman Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
When you call to order new shoes, the sales rep asks, "The usual?"

You've been hit by more cars than your car.

You haven't made it to the toilet or the woods fast enough more than once.

Port-a-pots are a luxury.
slow guy
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2002 8:28AM - in reply to DUKE Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...you've snuck into your school's training room to steal gatorade cups ?while the trainers were at football practice ? so you could make ice cups in your fridge at home

...you've soiled yourself before reaching the hotel lobby and then rode in a packed elevator to your room on the 10th floor
klint
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2002 1:09PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you have pissed in public more often then a dog

if you feel leaves are a great substitute for toliet paper

you get the urge to kill when you hear "run forest run"
Aaron
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2002 1:09PM - in reply to slow guy Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
the words ugali boaz and meb mean anything to you
Pepsi-Twist
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2002 2:59PM - in reply to Aaron Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
.. If you had a cross country meet on 9/11/01, they canceled it, and you felt cheated.
Sub15:50
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2002 4:18PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
.......when you can't sleep at night you go for a 4 miler
.......you skip 1st hour to get your daily morning run in
yeomanator
hope this wasn't taken 8/24/2002 7:02AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...if you've heard someone say "so, you run before you run, then after you run you run again?" when overhead talking about warmups and cool-downs.
LArunner
RE: hope this wasn't taken 8/24/2002 7:24AM - in reply to yeomanator Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you've rationalized getting your Sunday morning as a means of getting home from a nightclub, because you're afraid you won't wake up until afternoon.
LArunner
RE: hope this wasn't taken 8/24/2002 7:27AM - in reply to LArunner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Sunday morning run, that is.
sdmarathnr
a couple others I haven't seen yet. 8/24/2002 10:52AM - in reply to LArunner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
1. your license plate says something related to running
2. you join the Marlboro cigarette smoker club, start picking up empty Marlboro cigarette packs on your easy runs, then send in the "Marlboro Miles" for cool free stuff from Marlboro while the smokers die of emphysema.
10k
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2002 10:54AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
by the end of the year you have more shoes in your closet than most girls do in your hall.
run baby
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2002 2:08PM - in reply to 10k Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
-you can pass an elephant through your colon
run baby
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2002 2:18PM - in reply to run baby Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
-you think the economy would improve if only Pres.Bush ran more miles
-you think world leaders should race(at least 5k)to settle their disputes
-you wish Lance Armstrong would run a 10k
hmmmm
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2002 5:07PM - in reply to run baby Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
this might have been posted...i did not read every post before me...shame on me i know:

you might be a runner if the sound of making $250,000 a year for six years seems like a lot of money for turning pro and not competing all the way through college.

you pray for distance runners to get good in the US and then you slam the best shot we have had in a long time for being weird, dumb and cocky
Average runner
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 3:04AM - in reply to hmmmm Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
These may already be on the list but....

The nurse checks your pulse at the doctors office and immediately begins CPR.

You can't sleep without a bottle of water by your bed.

If you only drank 8 glasses of water a day you would die.

You can check your pulse in bed at night just by listening to it.

You put in a couple of 60 mile weeks because you want to take it easy.

You say things like, "I only ran 10 today", or "I only ran once today."

You think soccer players are out of shape.

You say things like "long and hard" to your female friends and it is not a sexual inuendo.

You have heart rate competitions with your running buddies.

You think anyone slower than you is not a runner and anyone faster is just a freak.

You find track on television exciting.

You can get drunk at the bar for $2.50.

It is no longer possible to sprain your ankles.

The girls on your track team think the Hooters girls are overdressed.

You can't understand why people would golf on such a beautiful XC course.

You spend more time on letsrun than surfing porn.

48 degrees is the perfect temperature.

You have no problem peeing in public.

You think Once A Runner is the best novel ever. Well it is.

You can't imagine not running.

You set your alarm for 6 am on the weekend.

You hate runners world.

You'll run 18 miles on a Saturday but must find the perfect spot at the grocery store because you hate to walk.

You don't Gallowalk.
runnerryan
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 6:48AM - in reply to Average runner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You can get drunk at the bar for $2.50.

Maybe if you started drinking right after a 20 miler. I think a better one would be...

You have as high of a tolerance for alcohol as your friends who outweigh you be 50 pounds.
800guru
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 7:21AM - in reply to runnerryan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you name your dog spike and your kid miles
Mkimbiaji
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2002 8:18AM - in reply to 800guru Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
... the "DONT WALK" sign means "RUN"
... you get sore from not running for 2 days in a row
... you ran barefoot but it wasnt a big deal, and now it is
... you are a kalenjin or gikuyu
... you know what eldoret is in real life, and if its your home ...
... you have an idol whom you have been to school more than he has
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