...you ever sat in a chair with a cup of tea on the arm and realize that your pulse is causing ripples.
...you're favorite fable is the "Tortoise and the Hare". (Especially if you run distance)
...anytime you need to make a big decision, you go for a long run and mull it over.
...you never worry about getting mugged.
...dogs on your route are seen as incentives.
...you see a movie with really rough terrain and think "I want to run there".
...you can "read" the tread on another's shoes and tell what kind of runner they are.
...you have no qualms about correcting other people's forms.
...you have ever spent considerable time calculating the miles you've run in your entire life.
...you chuck your spent shoes up a tree along a course.
...you weren't alarmed when you lost feeling below your waist during a race.
...you argue about the pros/cons of i-running with other runners.
...you got your best time ever in a minimarathon and feel disappointed because *one* guy passed you in the last mile.
...it's getting tougher and tougher to get that same high from running.
...you've ever said "I'm gonna be sore tomorrow" with a feeling of happy anticipation.
...seeing someone else running when you're not makes you feel like a scumbag, even if you already ran that day.
...you've run with broken toes.
...you've seen running with the bulls and thought "What's the big deal?".