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Hereford Runner
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/14/2007 10:56PM - in reply to easily amused Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Your coach tells you to run the course and no one complains dispite it being the hardest State course in High School.
:)
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/14/2007 10:12PM - in reply to Hereford Runner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...your team mates are the first people you see after waking up in the morning

...You're embarassed to wear flip flops and shorts because your farmer's tan is so bad

...Your socks are catigorized running and not

...PR-ed can be used as a verb

...Sub 5 refers to your 1600 time not your 800

...You understand that you can run into the wind all 400m of the track

...The terms "speed", "LSD" and "pusher" don't refer to drugs
800 dude
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/14/2007 10:56PM - in reply to MAYEROFF Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

MAYEROFF wrote:


CUmiler wrote:

You've run in the airport while waiting for your flight


and you were stopped and interrogated by the TSA.


Ha! Me too. Bruce Denton was a genius.
yup
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/14/2007 11:08PM - in reply to 800 dude Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
dont know if it was said yet and i dont really want to look but....

you might be a runner if your watch doesnt have the correct time but you do know it can count up to two hours
heere
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 10:01AM - in reply to yup Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you're running journal reads:

tired, 10 miles

tired 3 and 5

feeling worn down, 8 miles

raced, felt tired

etc...
Florida?
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 12:39PM - in reply to heere Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
HAHA! I've done it! Read all 26 pages--go me...
Notakicker
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 1:25PM - in reply to Florida? Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You know you are a runner when . . .

You race without socks to take off a few ounces of weight.

You sleep in your running clothes for a couple of minutes of extra sleep in the morning.

You roll over in bed and feel something crunchy. Its Dorritos crumbs.

You have a huge box of stinky filthy running shoes in your garage for charity.
2miler
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 2:02PM - in reply to ZRB Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

ZRB wrote:

You have a spike wrench on your keychain.


I'm with you on this one! People think I'm nuts.
Sara Jessica Parker is ugly
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 2:25PM - in reply to 2miler Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Your form of currency is dead baby fetuses
Average runner
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 3:18PM - in reply to Average runner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
I can't believe this thread is still going. I just responded to a thread I posted 5 years ago. Reading it over again makes me wish I still ran.
somewhatfast
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 3:43PM - in reply to Average runner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...you spend hours on here talking about the size of Mottram's balls.
feet hurt
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/20/2007 3:22PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
... you have ever been unable to get inside your house because you were too tired and your hands were too sweaty to turn the doorknob.
muff diver
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/20/2007 3:28PM - in reply to feet hurt Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...you find large breasts unattractive.
txRUNNERgirl
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/27/2007 11:40PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...after being worn out from standing on your feet 9 hours straight working at a grocery store, you smile when you walk by the cracker aisle and see "Ritz."
chitown
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/27/2007 11:49PM - in reply to txRUNNERgirl Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
awwww txrunnergirl has a crush.....so cute..... too bad hes taken!
Swift
RE: You might be a runner if... 6/28/2007 6:14AM - in reply to chitown Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You missed your train after training and start doing push ups, sit ups and sprint repeats at the station even though you're not the only person present. And then don't care when people are looking and pointing at you like you're crazy.
runmad
RE: You might be a runner if... 7/1/2007 6:38AM - in reply to Swift Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
... somebody asks you "What's the time?"

And you say, "36:23, but I went out too fast and my calf cramped up the last 500 meters."
gold counter
RE: You might be a runner if... 7/1/2007 8:14PM - in reply to runmad Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

runmad wrote:

... somebody asks you "What's the time?"

And you say, "36:23, but I went out too fast and my calf cramped up the last 500 meters."


Awesome. I was rolling.

you have used a glove as toilet paper
you say "easy" before "ten miler"
you know what mpw, Vo2, OAR, RWTB, and fartlek mean
you carry extra shoes in your trunk for impromptu runs
Alberto Tomba
RE: You might be a runner if... 7/1/2007 8:32PM - in reply to gold counter Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Your 4 digit bank PIN is 12:58
Snake
RE: You might be a runner if... 7/1/2007 8:39PM - in reply to Alberto Tomba Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Alberto Tomba wrote:

Your 4 digit bank PIN is 12:58


Yoink.adioslosers!
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