Your coach tells you to run the course and no one complains dispite it being the hardest State course in High School.
Your coach tells you to run the course and no one complains dispite it being the hardest State course in High School.
...your team mates are the first people you see after waking up in the morning
...You're embarassed to wear flip flops and shorts because your farmer's tan is so bad
...Your socks are catigorized running and not
...PR-ed can be used as a verb
...Sub 5 refers to your 1600 time not your 800
...You understand that you can run into the wind all 400m of the track
...The terms "speed", "LSD" and "pusher" don't refer to drugs
MAYEROFF wrote:
CUmiler wrote:You've run in the airport while waiting for your flight
and you were stopped and interrogated by the TSA.
Ha! Me too. Bruce Denton was a genius.
dont know if it was said yet and i dont really want to look but....
you might be a runner if your watch doesnt have the correct time but you do know it can count up to two hours
you're running journal reads:
tired, 10 miles
tired 3 and 5
feeling worn down, 8 miles
raced, felt tired
etc...
HAHA! I've done it! Read all 26 pages--go me...
You know you are a runner when . . .
You race without socks to take off a few ounces of weight.
You sleep in your running clothes for a couple of minutes of extra sleep in the morning.
You roll over in bed and feel something crunchy. Its Dorritos crumbs.
You have a huge box of stinky filthy running shoes in your garage for charity.
ZRB wrote:
You have a spike wrench on your keychain.
I'm with you on this one! People think I'm nuts.
Your form of currency is dead baby fetuses
I can't believe this thread is still going. I just responded to a thread I posted 5 years ago. Reading it over again makes me wish I still ran.
...you spend hours on here talking about the size of Mottram's balls.
... you have ever been unable to get inside your house because you were too tired and your hands were too sweaty to turn the doorknob.
...you find large breasts unattractive.
...after being worn out from standing on your feet 9 hours straight working at a grocery store, you smile when you walk by the cracker aisle and see "Ritz."
awwww txrunnergirl has a crush.....so cute..... too bad hes taken!
You missed your train after training and start doing push ups, sit ups and sprint repeats at the station even though you're not the only person present. And then don't care when people are looking and pointing at you like you're crazy.
... somebody asks you "What's the time?"
And you say, "36:23, but I went out too fast and my calf cramped up the last 500 meters."
runmad wrote:
... somebody asks you "What's the time?"
And you say, "36:23, but I went out too fast and my calf cramped up the last 500 meters."
Awesome. I was rolling.
you have used a glove as toilet paper
you say "easy" before "ten miler"
you know what mpw, Vo2, OAR, RWTB, and fartlek mean
you carry extra shoes in your trunk for impromptu runs
Your 4 digit bank PIN is 12:58
Alberto Tomba wrote:
Your 4 digit bank PIN is 12:58
Yoink.adios\losers!