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| Hereford Runner |
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Your coach tells you to run the course and no one complains dispite it being the hardest State course in High School. |
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...your team mates are the first people you see after waking up in the morning ...You're embarassed to wear flip flops and shorts because your farmer's tan is so bad ...Your socks are catigorized running and not ...PR-ed can be used as a verb ...Sub 5 refers to your 1600 time not your 800 ...You understand that you can run into the wind all 400m of the track ...The terms "speed", "LSD" and "pusher" don't refer to drugs |
| 800 dude |
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Ha! Me too. Bruce Denton was a genius. |
| yup |
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dont know if it was said yet and i dont really want to look but.... you might be a runner if your watch doesnt have the correct time but you do know it can count up to two hours |
| heere |
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you're running journal reads: tired, 10 miles tired 3 and 5 feeling worn down, 8 miles raced, felt tired etc... |
| Florida? |
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HAHA! I've done it! Read all 26 pages--go me... |
| Notakicker |
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You know you are a runner when . . . You race without socks to take off a few ounces of weight. You sleep in your running clothes for a couple of minutes of extra sleep in the morning. You roll over in bed and feel something crunchy. Its Dorritos crumbs. You have a huge box of stinky filthy running shoes in your garage for charity. |
| 2miler |
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I'm with you on this one! People think I'm nuts. |
| Sara Jessica Parker is ugly |
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Your form of currency is dead baby fetuses |
| Average runner |
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I can't believe this thread is still going. I just responded to a thread I posted 5 years ago. Reading it over again makes me wish I still ran. |
| somewhatfast |
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...you spend hours on here talking about the size of Mottram's balls. |
| feet hurt |
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... you have ever been unable to get inside your house because you were too tired and your hands were too sweaty to turn the doorknob. |
| muff diver |
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...you find large breasts unattractive. |
| txRUNNERgirl |
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...after being worn out from standing on your feet 9 hours straight working at a grocery store, you smile when you walk by the cracker aisle and see "Ritz." |
| chitown |
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awwww txrunnergirl has a crush.....so cute..... too bad hes taken! |
| Swift |
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You missed your train after training and start doing push ups, sit ups and sprint repeats at the station even though you're not the only person present. And then don't care when people are looking and pointing at you like you're crazy. |
| runmad |
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... somebody asks you "What's the time?" And you say, "36:23, but I went out too fast and my calf cramped up the last 500 meters." |
| gold counter |
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Awesome. I was rolling. you have used a glove as toilet paper you say "easy" before "ten miler" you know what mpw, Vo2, OAR, RWTB, and fartlek mean you carry extra shoes in your trunk for impromptu runs |
| Alberto Tomba |
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Your 4 digit bank PIN is 12:58 |
| Snake |
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Yoink.adioslosers! |