• Hereford Runner
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 5/14/2007 10:56PM - in reply to easily amused
      • Hereford Runner
      • Your coach tells you to run the course and no one complains dispite it being the hardest State course in High School.
    • :)
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/14/2007 10:12PM - in reply to Hereford Runner
      • :)
      • ...your team mates are the first people you see after waking up in the morning

        ...You're embarassed to wear flip flops and shorts because your farmer's tan is so bad

        ...Your socks are catigorized running and not

        ...PR-ed can be used as a verb

        ...Sub 5 refers to your 1600 time not your 800

        ...You understand that you can run into the wind all 400m of the track

        ...The terms "speed", "LSD" and "pusher" don't refer to drugs
    • 800 dude
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/14/2007 10:56PM - in reply to MAYEROFF
      • 800 dude
      • MAYEROFF wrote:
        CUmiler wrote:
        You've run in the airport while waiting for your flight
        and you were stopped and interrogated by the TSA.
        Ha! Me too. Bruce Denton was a genius.
    • yup
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/14/2007 11:08PM - in reply to 800 dude
      • yup
      • dont know if it was said yet and i dont really want to look but....

        you might be a runner if your watch doesnt have the correct time but you do know it can count up to two hours
    • heere
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 10:01AM - in reply to yup
      • heere
      • you're running journal reads:

        tired, 10 miles

        tired 3 and 5

        feeling worn down, 8 miles

        raced, felt tired

        etc...
    • Notakicker
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 1:25PM - in reply to Florida?
      • Notakicker
      • You know you are a runner when . . .

        You race without socks to take off a few ounces of weight.

        You sleep in your running clothes for a couple of minutes of extra sleep in the morning.

        You roll over in bed and feel something crunchy. Its Dorritos crumbs.

        You have a huge box of stinky filthy running shoes in your garage for charity.
    • 2miler
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 2:02PM - in reply to ZRB
      • 2miler
      • ZRB wrote:
        You have a spike wrench on your keychain.
        I'm with you on this one! People think I'm nuts.
    • Sara Jessica Parker is ugly
    • Average runner
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/15/2007 3:18PM - in reply to Average runner
      • Average runner
      • I can't believe this thread is still going. I just responded to a thread I posted 5 years ago. Reading it over again makes me wish I still ran.
    • feet hurt
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/20/2007 3:22PM - in reply to x2z
      • feet hurt
      • ... you have ever been unable to get inside your house because you were too tired and your hands were too sweaty to turn the doorknob.
    • txRUNNERgirl
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/27/2007 11:40PM - in reply to x2z
      • txRUNNERgirl
      • ...after being worn out from standing on your feet 9 hours straight working at a grocery store, you smile when you walk by the cracker aisle and see "Ritz."
    • Swift
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 6/28/2007 6:14AM - in reply to chitown
      • Swift
      • You missed your train after training and start doing push ups, sit ups and sprint repeats at the station even though you're not the only person present. And then don't care when people are looking and pointing at you like you're crazy.
    • runmad
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 7/1/2007 6:38AM - in reply to Swift
      • runmad
      • ... somebody asks you "What's the time?"

        And you say, "36:23, but I went out too fast and my calf cramped up the last 500 meters."
    • gold counter
      • RE: You might be a runner if... 7/1/2007 8:14PM - in reply to runmad
      • gold counter
      • runmad wrote:
        ... somebody asks you "What's the time?"

        And you say, "36:23, but I went out too fast and my calf cramped up the last 500 meters."
        Awesome. I was rolling.

        you have used a glove as toilet paper
        you say "easy" before "ten miler"
        you know what mpw, Vo2, OAR, RWTB, and fartlek mean
        you carry extra shoes in your trunk for impromptu runs