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Molls
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/5/2007 10:21PM - in reply to bubba70 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Hope these haven't been mentioned before...

You know your way around town from running.

People around town, even if they don't know your name, know you when they see you in public because they see you running everywhere.

You've gotten lost on a run--and kinda enjoyed it.

You dread the tapers.

You'll run anytime through anything to get your run in (thunderstorms, two feet of snow, 2am, etc.).
Molls
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/5/2007 10:24PM - in reply to Molls Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Oh, I thought I'd mention a couple more--

You have dreams about running.

You're the only one at work in an upbeat mood, having done your run before work.
kato
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/5/2007 10:45PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Drivers of muscle cars and pick-ups with oversized wheels attempt to run you down.
Run like a girl
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/11/2007 10:31AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You might be a runner if...

The only place you get asked out at is races
You eat more then any of the guys you know
When non running girls say there fat you agree with them
You 'forget' to shave your legs for weeks on end
You post messages on Lets Run .com!
Ian stewart
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/16/2007 5:02PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you have no other life except constant training twice a day in mud rain and cold.Always in track tights and rain jacket with cold wet feet for hours whilst running alone. Bring controlled by your hard tough coach and not being able to drink alcohol or eat junk food. A sweaty, hot, smelly body- with no mates except fellow runners who only talk running.
Train, pain and glory - its worth every step over the 100 plus miles every week of the year. I love it and have been doing so for the past 20 years.
brahsuf
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/16/2007 5:39PM - in reply to Run like a girl Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Run like a girl wrote:

You might be a runner if...

You 'forget' to shave your legs for weeks on end



ew
fever to tell
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/16/2007 6:44PM - in reply to brahsuf Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you wish you were born in africa
coopington
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/16/2007 7:28PM - in reply to fever to tell Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
- you wipe your ass with rocks.
- you wipe your ass with pinecones.
- you wipe your ass with snowballs.
- you wipe your ass with moss.
- you wiped your ass with a plastic bag that someone else had already used to wipe their ass.
Ha
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/16/2007 7:41PM - in reply to coopington Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

coopington wrote:

- you wipe your ass with rocks.
- you wipe your ass with pinecones.
- you wipe your ass with snowballs.
- you wipe your ass with moss.
- you wiped your ass with a plastic bag that someone else had already used to wipe their ass.



Ha, "shit your pants" post
good times
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/16/2007 9:05PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You have more than one good movement a day.
jaybird
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/16/2007 11:21PM - in reply to coopington Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

coopington wrote:

- you wipe your ass with rocks.
- you wipe your ass with pinecones.
- you wipe your ass with snowballs.
- you wipe your ass with moss.
- you wiped your ass with a plastic bag that someone else had already used to wipe their ass.


now THAT'S funny!
Megs
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/28/2007 9:35PM - in reply to jaybird Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You finish a race or training run looking like you wrestled a bear....and you don't care.
themack
RE: You might be a runner if... 3/28/2007 10:34PM - in reply to Megs Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you have orthotics in your slippers.

-themack
thoroughbred
RE: You might be a runner if... 4/11/2007 10:18PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...people think its weird you never wear underwear since you're used to not wearing any with your track shorts.
...you think the guys who don't shave their legs are weird.
...you see the trainer more then you see your parents.
...your coach bribes you with shoes.
...on valentine's day, your b/f gave you the latest Nikes on the market.
...no one knows what your eyes look like since you never take your sunglasses off
...when you're injured, your coach e-mails you that he misses you (that really did happen to me)
...when people ask you what you run in track you tell them the 10k and they ask what that is and then ask you what you run the 400 in and all you want to do is punch them.
...you think the guy on your team who runs the 5k in the 19's HAS to be gay.
...you don't recognize your team mates with their clothes on.
...you get territorial with non-runners step on your track
4:50
RE: You might be a runner if... 4/14/2007 10:28PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...you run a selected amount of miles. no more then 18 no less then 7

...you get furious when people post "anti-running" messages on this forum.

...you think hockey players aren't athletes

...you dont run for more then a day you start getting fat

...you call that fat "runners fat"

...walking is for women and children.
working
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/7/2007 5:11PM - in reply to 4:50 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...if reading these made you wanna go out and run
MAYEROFF
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/7/2007 5:27PM - in reply to CUmiler Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

CUmiler wrote:

You've run in the airport while waiting for your flight


and you were stopped and interrogated by the TSA.
txRUNNERgirl
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/7/2007 6:02PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You think distance runners are sexy.
easily amused
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/14/2007 10:02PM - in reply to txRUNNERgirl Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You stay up reading this all night and haven't even started your homework...
easily amused
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/14/2007 10:07PM - in reply to txRUNNERgirl Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You stay up reading this all night and haven't even started your homework...
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