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Hope these haven't been mentioned before...
You know your way around town from running.
People around town, even if they don't know your name, know you when they see you in public because they see you running everywhere.
You've gotten lost on a run--and kinda enjoyed it.
You dread the tapers.
You'll run anytime through anything to get your run in (thunderstorms, two feet of snow, 2am, etc.).
|Run like a girl|
You might be a runner if...
The only place you get asked out at is races
You eat more then any of the guys you know
When non running girls say there fat you agree with them
You 'forget' to shave your legs for weeks on end
You post messages on Lets Run .com!
you have no other life except constant training twice a day in mud rain and cold.Always in track tights and rain jacket with cold wet feet for hours whilst running alone. Bring controlled by your hard tough coach and not being able to drink alcohol or eat junk food. A sweaty, hot, smelly body- with no mates except fellow runners who only talk running.
Train, pain and glory - its worth every step over the 100 plus miles every week of the year. I love it and have been doing so for the past 20 years.
- you wipe your ass with rocks.
- you wipe your ass with pinecones.
- you wipe your ass with snowballs.
- you wipe your ass with moss.
- you wiped your ass with a plastic bag that someone else had already used to wipe their ass.
Ha, "shit your pants" post
now THAT'S funny!
...people think its weird you never wear underwear since you're used to not wearing any with your track shorts.
...you think the guys who don't shave their legs are weird.
...you see the trainer more then you see your parents.
...your coach bribes you with shoes.
...on valentine's day, your b/f gave you the latest Nikes on the market.
...no one knows what your eyes look like since you never take your sunglasses off
...when you're injured, your coach e-mails you that he misses you (that really did happen to me)
...when people ask you what you run in track you tell them the 10k and they ask what that is and then ask you what you run the 400 in and all you want to do is punch them.
...you think the guy on your team who runs the 5k in the 19's HAS to be gay.
...you don't recognize your team mates with their clothes on.
...you get territorial with non-runners step on your track
...you run a selected amount of miles. no more then 18 no less then 7
...you get furious when people post "anti-running" messages on this forum.
...you think hockey players aren't athletes
...you dont run for more then a day you start getting fat
...you call that fat "runners fat"
...walking is for women and children.