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kowler
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2006 12:54PM - in reply to Caitlin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
That is a valid point, but you know the stereotype...I thought that we were witnessing some female braggadocio the likes of which is usually reserved for men.
Rules
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2006 4:28PM - in reply to kowler Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You cut out the liner of your running shorts so that you can free ball during the runs.
xcrunnr
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2006 11:52AM - in reply to Rules Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...when people say you look emaciated, you take it as a compliment
cool runnings
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2006 11:55AM - in reply to xcrunnr Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...when having sex you think, "geez those workouts really paid off"
HugsNotDrugs
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2006 2:42PM - in reply to Rules Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Rules wrote:

You cut out the liner of your running shorts so that you can free ball during the runs.


WTF?

Are you being serious?

Does anyone else do this?
gh
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2006 3:47PM - in reply to HugsNotDrugs Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You might be a runner if college was the most asexual period of your life. Sadly, it has been for me.

And yes, sometimes you do have to cut out the liners.
atownrunnin
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2006 4:09PM - in reply to gh Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You are almost to work and you realize in the hurry to leave the house you forgot to grab running clothes. Realizing the clothes you wore the night before are still in your gym back in the trunk, you set them out to air dry, and even though they are still damp with your funk from the night before, you put them on and do 8 miles in 85-degree heat.

Yep, I had to do that yesterday. There were a ton of people on the path, but I can't figure out why no one would come near me!
imarunner
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/27/2006 5:43PM - in reply to atownrunnin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
might have alrady been mentioned, but...

You can identify all of your friends from a distance, covered in mud, but the way they run, and you know who is coming up behind you by the sound of their breathing.

When you meet people you don't know, they say, "haven't i seen you running?"

You have runners on the pictures on your calender

You think your soncks are "white." Everyone else says, "Oh, you mean the brown socks."
run-life
liners. 9/30/2006 6:51PM - in reply to HugsNotDrugs Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

HugsNotDrugs wrote:


Rules wrote:

You cut out the liner of your running shorts so that you can free ball during the runs.


WTF?

Are you being serious?

Does anyone else do this?


ya. feels great.
Didgeridon't
if 9/30/2006 8:07PM - in reply to run-life Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You watch COPS and World's wildest police video's and think "Damn, I would have gotten away easily"
didanyonesaythis
RE: if 9/30/2006 9:34PM - in reply to Didgeridon\'t Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you know all the scoop proportions for gatorade, accelerade, powerade, or endurox powder mixes by heart.
xcbryan11
you know your an xc runner when 10/1/2006 3:37PM - in reply to didanyonesaythis Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
every one on the team has their own personal spots where they stop to take a piss or a krap along every trail and they never fail to use them.

when ever you run in a group it never fails that one person pushes the pace and then the next person goes at an even faster pace til at the end of a recovery run the whole team is in a dead sprint for the last mile or so
lee riley
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/10/2006 6:39AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you train hard and run every day.
Image: http://cross country

RITXCRunner
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/10/2006 7:58AM - in reply to lee riley Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...You finish a coast to coast run, sleep for 14 hours and then two days later contemplate doing it again, cause you KNOW you can break 12 days.
RITXCRunner
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/10/2006 8:39AM - in reply to RITXCRunner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Eh I thought of a few others while reading through.

...You can do situps till the cows come home, but pushups make you cry.
...In the trainers room when you weigh yourself, the other sports teams become disgusted.
...You can estimate not only how far you could pphysically run until you fell over, but you know the pace it would be as well.
...Your shoe collection cost more than your car.
...You find very few dates, because most chicks you meet are joggers, and you try to pick them up by saying "nice form".
...Your aspirations involve 60 quarters at 62-64 pace.
...You know someone who has actually done 60 quarters to fulfill their aspirations.
...You finish 15 miles and feel cheated that you didn't go for 20.
...You know that two-a-days are not for mileage purposes, but to move the lactic acid from your legs.
...You ran down the highway after Sunfair '03 during the massive 4 hour accident cleanup. (Had to be there, but considering how many teams were stuck in that backup Im sure someone will get the reference)
...You prefer to run at night, because 6 minute pace is so much easier then.
...You only know the nicknames of the people on your team.
...You know the nicknames of people from other teams.
...You think Pamela Anderson isn't attractive.
...You contemplate getting a tattoo on your upper right theigh so people watching the track can see it through your shorts split.
...Your only two haircuts are either neo-nazi short, or unkept for 4 months.
...After a race you are able to sleep through a nuclear weapons test.
...After a race you smell like a biological weapons test.
...You can tell that the guys running in the Nike Free commercial are paid actors and Alan Webb.
...You look for interships in Boulder Colorado.
...The only part of training you dread is stretching.
...Puking during a workout means eat less earlier.
...You spit on yourself and don't care.
...You have graphed your PR progression during class.
...You can trace the paths of your favorite courses from memory.
...You find a flat 5, 8, or 10k all dirt, or grass path loop, and have an erection.
...You wish your parents had made you run to get the mail more often as a kid.
...You contemplate going hiking with your dad, but run to the summit instead.
...You used google earth, or map quest more often than a bus driver.
...You envy your siblings who had you to follow, and are faster now than you were then.
...People ask you to flex and you show them your abs.
...You consider the lack of abs a beer gut.
...The most drunk you've ever been was after a beer mile.
...You consider running with a shirt for pansies.
...The running scenes in movies just aren't realistic.
...When asked what you did today and respond with "10 miles easy", you walk away because you don't want to hear the obligatory comment about how far it is.
...You crap out at the last race of the season and do a hard 10 miler the next day to vent.
...You don't have many non-running friends, because no one else will listen to your "awesome stories".
...You have to piss before class, and just wait it through because you can.
...You want to run right now.
Youste
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/10/2006 9:56AM - in reply to RITXCRunner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...if you go to class as often as the grocery store.
reagan
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/17/2006 11:08PM - in reply to atownrunnin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
gahahahha SO TRUE! haha that made me laugh i do it like 4 times a week before school.
tiger style
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/18/2006 12:08AM - in reply to reagan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...you do jumping jacks during piss breaks to keep your heart rate up.
...you wonder why everybody else always walks so fast
...you dream about racing instead of sex
...you have ever stopped to examine the contents of the pile of shit you just dropped in someone's front yard
...but not for more than 14 seconds because then your heart rate would drop
Pete
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/18/2006 9:30PM - in reply to tiger style Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

tiger style wrote:...you wonder why everybody else always walks so fast
I like this one. I've got to be the slowest walker alive. Drives my family nuts.
figment
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/18/2006 10:42PM - in reply to Pete Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you shake your legs out when stopped at a red light...even though you are walking.
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