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| Fast and Furious |
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Your girlfriend's brother's birthday is on May 6 and you tell him about the sacred connotation with that day. |
| brogan1 |
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You dread the end of the summer not because you don't want school to begin, but because you want to build up a bigger base. |
| Wha |
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You mean it doesn't? |
| Bill Engvall |
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"Here's your sign". Oops, duh, sorry wrong thread. |
| Ning McDagg |
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...You are about to leave for a dream holiday in France and Italy and are losing sleep because you're mileage might suffer (thats me right now) ...you do an early morning bolt after scoring a hotty the night before. That bolt lasts for two and a half hours ...you happily discuss the perfect number of pre-race $hits while running through campus |
| Al Czervik |
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OK, what's sacred about May 6th? |
| Hoovis 2 |
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http://www.letsrun.com/2005/ccmile.php OK, what's sacred about May 6th?[/quote] |
| Caitlin |
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not all runners have small boobs. |
| LittleRunnerBoy |
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You might be a runner if hanging out with friends usually consists of running a few miles and then going to get some grub afterwords |
| um |
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You might be a runner if missing your conference meet makes you more upset than your girlfriend or boyfriend breaking up with you... |
| Runningmusician |
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.....If your baby brother's pants fit you ....If you can wear his shirts too ....If you are a teenager and someone asks you where your mother has gone ...If you have ever beat the treadmill .....If you can still shop in the kids section of every clothing store ....If your pants from the thrid grade still fit You have ever ran on the Fourth of July If you run places just because it is faster and you want ot burn more calories If you bring your lunch to school everyday because there is nothing good to eat at school If all you bring for lunch is an apple If you have a farmers tan If you have gone to the beach to run, but not ot get into the water If people tell you you run like a person from baywatch If your old running shoes become your school shoes If you wear your running clothes to school to save weight in your duffle bag If the extra weight is occupied by water If you drink more water in a day than everyone in any one of your classes combined If your duffle bag is heavier than your backpack If you dont need a duffle bag because you wear all your gear to school If you know all the quicker routes to stores and other public places only because you have ran there millions of times If you jog the entire period of P.E. when your teacher tells you to perpare for the mile run If you do not need to prepare for the mile run If you can do more sit ups than any other person in the class including the P.E. teacher If your feet sink to the bottom of the pool when you try to float If you have ever done speed running in hte deep end of the pool and actually remained above water If your calves are bigger and stronger than any guy that you know If people comment about how big and buff your calves are If your arms are as thin as toothpicks If you look like a toothpick If you know a stretch for every muscle in the body If running supercedes all of your other plans If all of your white socks look like they have been dumped in mud If your feet are as lumpy as a bean bag If you have one or more blisters on your feet that are the size of or bigger than a penny If you have ever refered to your running shoes as your babies If soda is too strong for you If eating pizza or any other greasy foods makes you sick If you have ever gone to a speed workout when you were sick If you say your sickness is a slight stomache ache If you have ever ran until your feet were numb If track is the easy sport If you stretch in your school desk If you fidget only to burn calories If you wake up before school to run then run after school If your transportation home from school is your feet If you have ever ran to work |
| JayCee Yates |
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..If you have ever felt the exhiliration from making up 40 meters in the last 200 of your provincial 3000m race and winning...Just like I did 2 weeks ago to the same guy What a sucker. |
| bumblebee4479 |
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you spend more time warming up than you do on foreplay you have scoped out local trails using google earth your family treats you as a specimen you have sprinted to a computer after the new year's toast to make sure you registered for a coveted race before it filled you get to the state park before it opens and seethe at the park ranger for an hour until the park opens and he finally lets you in. |
| frunner5 |
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your best memory in life is outkicking 4 kids in 150 to the 1600 state championship. |
| alfamalfa |
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| Yeah . . . |
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The subject is "You know you're a runner when . . . " NOT "You know you're anorexic when . . ." |
| motoman |
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your reading this |
| kowler |
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What are you trying to tell us Caitlin? |
| me 2 |
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Pics please |
| Caitlin |
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a lot of people keep on saying "you're a runner if you have small boobs" so i'm just saying, not all runners have small boobs.. |