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Fast and Furious
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/8/2006 11:54AM - in reply to Webb: Americas 5000 Meter Hope Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Your girlfriend's brother's birthday is on May 6 and you tell him about the sacred connotation with that day.
brogan1
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/8/2006 12:15PM - in reply to Fast and Furious Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You dread the end of the summer not because you don't want school to begin, but because you want to build up a bigger base.
Wha
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/8/2006 12:29PM - in reply to wannaberunnrs Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

wannaberunnrs wrote:

You think a black Timex Ironman watch goes with black tie dress.



You mean it doesn't?
Bill Engvall
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/8/2006 12:32PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
"Here's your sign". Oops, duh, sorry wrong thread.
Ning McDagg
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/9/2006 7:55AM - in reply to Bill Engvall Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...You are about to leave for a dream holiday in France and Italy and are losing sleep because you're mileage might suffer (thats me right now)

...you do an early morning bolt after scoring a hotty the night before. That bolt lasts for two and a half hours

...you happily discuss the perfect number of pre-race $hits while running through campus
Al Czervik
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/9/2006 8:02AM - in reply to Fast and Furious Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Fast and Furious wrote:

Your girlfriend's brother's birthday is on May 6 and you tell him about the sacred connotation with that day.


OK, what's sacred about May 6th?
Hoovis 2
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/9/2006 9:46AM - in reply to Al Czervik Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
http://www.letsrun.com/2005/ccmile.php



OK, what's sacred about May 6th?[/quote]
Caitlin
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/11/2006 12:34PM - in reply to Pill Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
not all runners have small boobs.
LittleRunnerBoy
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/15/2006 4:28PM - in reply to Caitlin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You might be a runner if hanging out with friends usually consists of running a few miles and then going to get some grub afterwords
um
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/17/2006 7:20AM - in reply to LittleRunnerBoy Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You might be a runner if missing your conference meet makes you more upset than your girlfriend or boyfriend breaking up with you...
Runningmusician
RE: Bravo ... 8/22/2006 4:52AM - in reply to Martin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
.....If your baby brother's pants fit you
....If you can wear his shirts too
....If you are a teenager and someone asks you where your mother has gone
...If you have ever beat the treadmill
.....If you can still shop in the kids section of every clothing store
....If your pants from the thrid grade still fit
You have ever ran on the Fourth of July

If you run places just because it is faster and you want ot burn more calories

If you bring your lunch to school everyday because there is nothing good to eat at school

If all you bring for lunch is an apple

If you have a farmers tan

If you have gone to the beach to run, but not ot get into the water

If people tell you you run like a person from baywatch

If your old running shoes become your school shoes

If you wear your running clothes to school to save weight in your duffle bag

If the extra weight is occupied by water

If you drink more water in a day than everyone in any one of your classes combined

If your duffle bag is heavier than your backpack

If you dont need a duffle bag because you wear all your gear to school

If you know all the quicker routes to stores and other public places only because you have ran there millions of times

If you jog the entire period of P.E. when your teacher tells you to perpare for the mile run

If you do not need to prepare for the mile run

If you can do more sit ups than any other person in the class including the P.E. teacher

If your feet sink to the bottom of the pool when you try to float

If you have ever done speed running in hte deep end of the pool and actually remained above water

If your calves are bigger and stronger than any guy that you know

If people comment about how big and buff your calves are

If your arms are as thin as toothpicks

If you look like a toothpick

If you know a stretch for every muscle in the body

If running supercedes all of your other plans

If all of your white socks look like they have been dumped in mud

If your feet are as lumpy as a bean bag

If you have one or more blisters on your feet that are the size of or bigger than a penny

If you have ever refered to your running shoes as your babies

If soda is too strong for you

If eating pizza or any other greasy foods makes you sick

If you have ever gone to a speed workout when you were sick

If you say your sickness is a slight stomache ache

If you have ever ran until your feet were numb

If track is the easy sport

If you stretch in your school
desk
If you fidget only to burn calories
If you wake up before school to run then run after school
If your transportation home from school is your feet
If you have ever ran to work
JayCee Yates
RE: Bravo ... 8/23/2006 9:12PM - in reply to Runningmusician Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
..If you have ever felt the exhiliration from making up 40 meters in the last 200 of your provincial 3000m race and winning...Just like I did 2 weeks ago to the same guy

What a sucker.
bumblebee4479
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2006 9:14PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you spend more time warming up than you do on foreplay

you have scoped out local trails using google earth

your family treats you as a specimen

you have sprinted to a computer after the new year's toast to make sure you registered for a coveted race before it filled

you get to the state park before it opens and seethe at the park ranger for an hour until the park opens and he finally lets you in.
frunner5
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2006 9:36PM - in reply to bumblebee4479 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
your best memory in life is outkicking 4 kids in 150 to the 1600 state championship.
alfamalfa
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/23/2006 9:53PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Yeah . . .
RE: Bravo ... 8/23/2006 11:47PM - in reply to Runningmusician Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Runningmusician wrote:

If you run places just because it is faster and you want ot burn more calories

If all you bring for lunch is an apple

If eating pizza or any other greasy foods makes you sick

If you fidget only to burn calories




The subject is "You know you're a runner when . . . " NOT "You know you're anorexic when . . ."
motoman
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2006 12:26AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
your reading this
kowler
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2006 2:55AM - in reply to Caitlin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
What are you trying to tell us Caitlin?
me 2
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2006 6:20AM - in reply to Caitlin Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Pics please
Caitlin
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/24/2006 12:45PM - in reply to kowler Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
a lot of people keep on saying "you're a runner if you have small boobs" so i'm just saying, not all runners have small boobs..
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