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|Fast and Furious|
Your girlfriend's brother's birthday is on May 6 and you tell him about the sacred connotation with that day.
You dread the end of the summer not because you don't want school to begin, but because you want to build up a bigger base.
You mean it doesn't?
"Here's your sign". Oops, duh, sorry wrong thread.
...You are about to leave for a dream holiday in France and Italy and are losing sleep because you're mileage might suffer (thats me right now)
...you do an early morning bolt after scoring a hotty the night before. That bolt lasts for two and a half hours
...you happily discuss the perfect number of pre-race $hits while running through campus
OK, what's sacred about May 6th?
OK, what's sacred about May 6th?[/quote]
not all runners have small boobs.
You might be a runner if hanging out with friends usually consists of running a few miles and then going to get some grub afterwords
You might be a runner if missing your conference meet makes you more upset than your girlfriend or boyfriend breaking up with you...
.....If your baby brother's pants fit you
....If you can wear his shirts too
....If you are a teenager and someone asks you where your mother has gone
...If you have ever beat the treadmill
.....If you can still shop in the kids section of every clothing store
....If your pants from the thrid grade still fit
You have ever ran on the Fourth of July
If you run places just because it is faster and you want ot burn more calories
If you bring your lunch to school everyday because there is nothing good to eat at school
If all you bring for lunch is an apple
If you have a farmers tan
If you have gone to the beach to run, but not ot get into the water
If people tell you you run like a person from baywatch
If your old running shoes become your school shoes
If you wear your running clothes to school to save weight in your duffle bag
If the extra weight is occupied by water
If you drink more water in a day than everyone in any one of your classes combined
If your duffle bag is heavier than your backpack
If you dont need a duffle bag because you wear all your gear to school
If you know all the quicker routes to stores and other public places only because you have ran there millions of times
If you jog the entire period of P.E. when your teacher tells you to perpare for the mile run
If you do not need to prepare for the mile run
If you can do more sit ups than any other person in the class including the P.E. teacher
If your feet sink to the bottom of the pool when you try to float
If you have ever done speed running in hte deep end of the pool and actually remained above water
If your calves are bigger and stronger than any guy that you know
If people comment about how big and buff your calves are
If your arms are as thin as toothpicks
If you look like a toothpick
If you know a stretch for every muscle in the body
If running supercedes all of your other plans
If all of your white socks look like they have been dumped in mud
If your feet are as lumpy as a bean bag
If you have one or more blisters on your feet that are the size of or bigger than a penny
If you have ever refered to your running shoes as your babies
If soda is too strong for you
If eating pizza or any other greasy foods makes you sick
If you have ever gone to a speed workout when you were sick
If you say your sickness is a slight stomache ache
If you have ever ran until your feet were numb
If track is the easy sport
If you stretch in your school
If you fidget only to burn calories
If you wake up before school to run then run after school
If your transportation home from school is your feet
If you have ever ran to work
..If you have ever felt the exhiliration from making up 40 meters in the last 200 of your provincial 3000m race and winning...Just like I did 2 weeks ago to the same guy
What a sucker.
you spend more time warming up than you do on foreplay
you have scoped out local trails using google earth
your family treats you as a specimen
you have sprinted to a computer after the new year's toast to make sure you registered for a coveted race before it filled
you get to the state park before it opens and seethe at the park ranger for an hour until the park opens and he finally lets you in.
your best memory in life is outkicking 4 kids in 150 to the 1600 state championship.
|Yeah . . .|
The subject is "You know you're a runner when . . . " NOT "You know you're anorexic when . . ."
your reading this
What are you trying to tell us Caitlin?
a lot of people keep on saying "you're a runner if you have small boobs" so i'm just saying, not all runners have small boobs..