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wow... all so true. best ones here
...You and the other six guys on your team got suspemded for making t-shirts the "descriminate" agianst football players on the day of a big meet. here's our slogan, "X-country, what MEN do during BOYS football season."
...the idea of pounding 12 shitty beers on a Saturday night and then waking up at 8:30 on Sunday morning for your long run sounds appealing.
...you can drink four beers and run four laps faster than most people can just run the four laps.
...the other people at your school consider you and your team to be a 'cult'.
due to the small size of the pictures on the site...i'll replicate the text here
You Might Be A Runner If You:
Were asked to be an extra in “Schindler’s List”
Can say “fartlek” with a straight face
Wear running shorts instead of underwear
Have recorded a marathon over your wedding video
Give directions in meters
Know your friends’ PRs but not phone numbers
Know “Once a Runner” by heart but still read it every month
Skipped your senior prom for a long run
Congratulate a teammate for puking
Know who Meb, Geb, and Bekele are
Think 14:59 by Sugar Ray is about running a 5k
Know what 3:26.00, 12:37.35, and 26:20.31 mean
Say “easy run” and “10 miles” in the same breath
Can pronounce Hicham El Guerrouj correctly
Know Jack Daniels is not just a drink
Set your Web Browser to www.letsrun.com
the shirts are at base prise ($0.00 markup) so the only thing i'm getting out of it is the satisfaction
..if you ever paid for a flight to Florida during Spring break to train.
..if you ever ran a hill workout with the team on New Years day a couple hours after you got home from the night before
..the pilot light in your water heater goes out, but the ice cold showers don't bother you because you are now imune from all of the ice baths taken
you own 300+ T-Shirts from running races, but never run in any of them because they don't wick away your sweat, or dry quickly!
kids make fun of your short-shorts, and you reply that shorts, by definition, aren't SUPPOSED to go below the knees!
you know three or four clever retorts to "Run Forrest, Run!"
can change from your work clothes to your running clothes in under 5 minutes, while driving your car.
carry at least 3-4 pairs of running shoes in your car, just in case a run happens along the way!
don't like the "new-car" smell because it just isn't that familiar "Workout Scent!" that you are used to.
- you CAN RUN LONG DISTANCE AND/OR SHORT DISTANCES
- iF you LIVE FOR RUNNING- EAT RUNING SLEEP RUNNING AND SPEAK ABOUT RUNNING
- cAN RUN A SHUTTLE RUN IN LESS THAN 18 SECONDS
- ur ON A TEAM- DUHHH
yOU ARE A RUNNER IF U BELIVE U R A RUNNER
On the way to a practice You ever rear ended another car, crumpled up your hood and your first concern is whether the car is still drivable so you can get to a track workout with your running club.
You regularly go over 3000 miles between oil changes but you always have a new pair of shoes before you hit 500.
You have ever stuffed a sock or plastic grocery bag in your crotch not to try to impress anyone but to keep from getting frostbite.
The thought has ever crossed your mind that instead of a show "The Contender" about boxing it would be cool to see one featuring 16 promising runners.
you've ever jogged in place in front of a mirror and strained to look over your shoulder so you could see what your calves look like.
You have ever lied at work that you have a Dr. appt. on Monday so you can get in the long run you missed on Sunday because of family committments.