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leif
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/12/2005 4:45PM - in reply to Ya Buddy Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
That one about the democrats is good, but you arent a runner if your hero isn't Pre.
sexyspidey
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/12/2005 4:54PM - in reply to OFD RUN Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

OFD RUN wrote:

...You can't get a date
...You eat like a pig
...All you can think about during math is the splits your going to do in this afternoon's race
...That 'okay girl' becomes very attractive after she tells you her stunning PR's
...You use the excuse all the time of, I have to run
...You have pretty much no social life


wow... all so true. best ones here
leif
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/13/2005 11:09AM - in reply to sexyspidey Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...You and the other six guys on your team got suspemded for making t-shirts the "descriminate" agianst football players on the day of a big meet. here's our slogan, "X-country, what MEN do during BOYS football season."
wimpy
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/14/2005 5:04PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You can say fartlek without laughing and know what it means

x2z wrote:

please fill in. May be used on a website. Thanks
Sipho
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/15/2005 12:10PM - in reply to wimpy Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...the idea of pounding 12 shitty beers on a Saturday night and then waking up at 8:30 on Sunday morning for your long run sounds appealing.
...you can drink four beers and run four laps faster than most people can just run the four laps.
...the other people at your school consider you and your team to be a 'cult'.
RideNthShortbus
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2005 2:59PM - in reply to runnerryan Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
i dont get the lisa aguleria one... can someone help me out here?
grun
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2005 4:20PM - in reply to Sipho Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

Sipho wrote:

...the idea of pounding 12 shitty beers on a Saturday night and then waking up at 8:30 on Sunday morning for your long run sounds appealing.
...you can drink four beers and run four laps faster than most people can just run the four laps.
...the other people at your school consider you and your team to be a 'cult'.



GREAT!!
hs runner
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2005 6:13PM - in reply to grun Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you take your heart rate while saying the flag salute
GBaby842
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2005 7:57PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
my god so many of these are true and i love it
the_truth
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/25/2005 11:49PM - in reply to GBaby842 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
http://www.cafepress.com/letsrun


due to the small size of the pictures on the site...i'll replicate the text here

You Might Be A Runner If You:
Were asked to be an extra in “Schindler’s List”
Can say “fartlek” with a straight face
Wear running shorts instead of underwear
Have recorded a marathon over your wedding video
Give directions in meters
Know your friends’ PRs but not phone numbers
Know “Once a Runner” by heart but still read it every month
Skipped your senior prom for a long run
Congratulate a teammate for puking
Know who Meb, Geb, and Bekele are
Think 14:59 by Sugar Ray is about running a 5k
Know what 3:26.00, 12:37.35, and 26:20.31 mean
Say “easy run” and “10 miles” in the same breath
Can pronounce Hicham El Guerrouj correctly
Know Jack Daniels is not just a drink
Set your Web Browser to www.letsrun.com

the shirts are at base prise ($0.00 markup) so the only thing i'm getting out of it is the satisfaction
SC Slim
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/26/2005 6:29AM - in reply to GBaby842 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You might be a runner if...

The last time you got "blue balls" was from a little splash-back in the port-o-john.
400h
RE: You might be a runner if... 8/26/2005 9:44AM - in reply to SC Slim Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
..if you ever paid for a flight to Florida during Spring break to train.
..if you ever ran a hill workout with the team on New Years day a couple hours after you got home from the night before
..the pilot light in your water heater goes out, but the ice cold showers don't bother you because you are now imune from all of the ice baths taken
OFDRUN
RE: You might be a runner if... 9/1/2005 3:55AM - in reply to 400h Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
...you wear less clothes while running than the Hooter's Girls.
rundanrun220
RE: You might be a runner if... 9/14/2005 10:26AM - in reply to OFDRUN Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you own 300+ T-Shirts from running races, but never run in any of them because they don't wick away your sweat, or dry quickly!

kids make fun of your short-shorts, and you reply that shorts, by definition, aren't SUPPOSED to go below the knees!

you know three or four clever retorts to "Run Forrest, Run!"

can change from your work clothes to your running clothes in under 5 minutes, while driving your car.

carry at least 3-4 pairs of running shoes in your car, just in case a run happens along the way!

don't like the "new-car" smell because it just isn't that familiar "Workout Scent!" that you are used to.
SH0NTEL
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/17/2005 2:37PM - in reply to Hon Jon Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
- you CAN RUN LONG DISTANCE AND/OR SHORT DISTANCES
- iF you LIVE FOR RUNNING- EAT RUNING SLEEP RUNNING AND SPEAK ABOUT RUNNING
- cAN RUN A SHUTTLE RUN IN LESS THAN 18 SECONDS
- ur ON A TEAM- DUHHH
yOU ARE A RUNNER IF U BELIVE U R A RUNNER


Hon Jon wrote:

...you have ever chugged water while pissing.
...you own a stack of white T-shirts that goes past your waist.
...you have mastered the art of cooking pasta so completly that you can make, on demand, a batch of any size that is neither burned nor dry, yet it doesn't require any water to be strained out.
...the above can also be done with rice.
...have nightmares of being chased but get away in them easily.
Nodding In Agreement
RE: You might be a runner if... 10/17/2005 2:40PM - in reply to OFD RUN Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
NOTHING wrong with that. We are, after all, the lone eagles of sport.
runtherockies
RE: Quote 10/17/2005 4:09PM - in reply to dont u hate pants Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
On the way to a practice You ever rear ended another car, crumpled up your hood and your first concern is whether the car is still drivable so you can get to a track workout with your running club.

You regularly go over 3000 miles between oil changes but you always have a new pair of shoes before you hit 500.

You have ever stuffed a sock or plastic grocery bag in your crotch not to try to impress anyone but to keep from getting frostbite.

The thought has ever crossed your mind that instead of a show "The Contender" about boxing it would be cool to see one featuring 16 promising runners.

you've ever jogged in place in front of a mirror and strained to look over your shoulder so you could see what your calves look like.

You have ever lied at work that you have a Dr. appt. on Monday so you can get in the long run you missed on Sunday because of family committments.
nek runner
RE: You might be a runner if... 11/3/2005 7:00PM - in reply to Nodding In Agreement Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
your pick-up lines include PRs and workouts.

you say "its not really a hill."
triguy08
RE: You might be a runner if... 11/3/2005 7:09PM - in reply to nek runner Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You and your teammates, while standing at the urinal, see who takes the longest to pee before a meet.
Cowboy Bob
RE: You might be a runner if... 11/3/2005 7:26PM - in reply to triguy08 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

triguy08 wrote:

You and your teammates, while standing at the urinal, see who takes the longest to pee before a meet.


or maybe that just means your queer.
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