wow... all so true. best ones here
OFD RUN wrote:
...You can't get a date
...You eat like a pig
...All you can think about during math is the splits your going to do in this afternoon's race
...That 'okay girl' becomes very attractive after she tells you her stunning PR's
...You use the excuse all the time of, I have to run
...You have pretty much no social life
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...the idea of pounding 12 shitty beers on a Saturday night and then waking up at 8:30 on Sunday morning for your long run sounds appealing.
...you can drink four beers and run four laps faster than most people can just run the four laps.
...the other people at your school consider you and your team to be a 'cult'.
Hon Jon wrote:
...you have ever chugged water while pissing.
...you own a stack of white T-shirts that goes past your waist.
...you have mastered the art of cooking pasta so completly that you can make, on demand, a batch of any size that is neither burned nor dry, yet it doesn't require any water to be strained out.
...the above can also be done with rice.
...have nightmares of being chased but get away in them easily.
or maybe that just means your queer.
You and your teammates, while standing at the urinal, see who takes the longest to pee before a meet.