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toilet paper
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/26/2004 9:05PM - in reply to middistance Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

middistance wrote:

you know that your socks can be used as disposable resources in emergency situations.


darn that was mine.
leroy
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/27/2004 2:19AM - in reply to toilet paper Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
-your bladder shrinks to the size of a peanut and you need to piss every 2 minutes befoore a race.
-your family buy you nothing but running stuff for christmas.
Snatch
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/27/2004 3:12AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You only pull into the gas station to get water.
College Guy
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/27/2004 7:02AM - in reply to harrier12 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post

harrier12 wrote:
....you spend the entire english AP test thinking about league prelims later that day


...you wrote any of your AP english test essays about running
some unregistered name
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/27/2004 7:19AM - in reply to harrier12 Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
When someone says "Mo Greene" you think of a sprinter and not a gangster from 'The GodFather'
web
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/28/2004 5:44AM - in reply to some unregistered name Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
think that leaving your car at the shop is a great excuse for doing doubles to and from work

had nightmares about sprinting to the start 10 minutes after the gun went off....

look at a skinny young woman and wonder how fast she is, then think how sexy she is, then wonder again how fast she is......in that order

can scare family/friends with food consumed at the local diner after your 20
bill lofthouse
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/29/2004 6:15PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
... your first pair of running shoes were Chuck Taylors.
... you remember running in Adidas Antelopes or Gazelles
... you still have your first pair of Nike Waffle trainers.
... you still think it's OK to run in cotton.
... you remember cinder tracks.
... you ran before Jim Fixx and Dr Cooper made it cool.
... you've survived 2 running booms and still going.
... the world stood still for a brief moment when PRE died.
gav800
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/31/2004 2:48AM - in reply to bill lofthouse Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
When you think about career goals you think about what PRs you want to have, a job and family doesn't even come into consideration.

It's 9:50PM on New Years Eve and your at home on your computer surfing letsrun.com... your not out because you have training/racing tomorrow
some unregistered name
RE: You might be a runner if... 12/31/2004 8:15AM - in reply to bill lofthouse Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
That just means you're old. B/c obviously you are a runner if you run.



bill lofthouse wrote:

... your first pair of running shoes were Chuck Taylors.
... you remember running in Adidas Antelopes or Gazelles
... you still have your first pair of Nike Waffle trainers.
... you still think it's OK to run in cotton.
... you remember cinder tracks.
... you ran before Jim Fixx and Dr Cooper made it cool.
... you've survived 2 running booms and still going.
... the world stood still for a brief moment when PRE died.
ehh
RE: You might be a runner if... 2/14/2005 7:01PM - in reply to some unregistered name Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
, to get back at your ex, you go out with someone faster than him
run
RE: You might be a runner if... 2/24/2005 2:11PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
your not afraid to park your car in the furthest one from the door.
hergdsa
RE: You might be a runner if... 2/24/2005 4:44PM - in reply to run Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
you won't walk for more than 300m just because it takes too darn long.

You know what happened when someone comes back from the woods with one sock on.

You can find your way to a place through a trail through the woods, but have trouble on the roads.

You get up in the middle of a class, stretch against a wall and then say "what?" when everyone looks at you funny.

You give up trying to explain to people(namely football or basketball players) why you don't really know how fast you can run a 40.
yea yep yeah
RE: You might be a runner if... 2/24/2005 4:52PM - in reply to hergdsa Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
The first place you look for a date is the girls XC team.
truth hurts
RE: You might be a runner if... 2/24/2005 9:50PM - in reply to ehh Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
ouch
Kia and Laura
RE: You might be a runner if... 4/23/2005 6:37AM - in reply to konro Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You know your Pr better than your GPA...
You run the morning after the homecoming dance...
You enjoy running...
You spend more on training clothes than on school clothes...
On the first lap of the P.E. mile you tell people to "embrace the pain"...
You combine phrases like "10 miles" and "easy run"...
Kia and Laura
Don't Make Fun 4/23/2005 6:41AM - in reply to Kia and Laura Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Dont make fun of the Football players...
They got cut from the Cross Country team last year...
OFD RUN
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/16/2005 5:10PM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You might be a runner if it's easier to run 6 miles and get a girlfriend.
Snatch
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/17/2005 6:12AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You weigh yourself on the boss's scales because they register 100ths of a pound.

You think The roads Department should resurface the road,just for you.

One Loaf is never enough.

The shoe store is more interesting to you than the butcher's is to your Dog.
Snatch
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/17/2005 6:47AM - in reply to x2z Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
You have run a red light while the cops are watching.

You have taken a Dump on Heartbreak hill.

You have been Blown on a bridge.

Your workmates bring you Lunch everyday.

You have paid the money and not shown.

The only one that uses the shower at work is you.

Your dog hates meat.

Your car is still on its first set of tyres after 10yrs.

All the leg injuries you have had were work related.

You know what Leaves make the best Toilet tissue.

Your kids can run before they walk.
poop drawers
RE: You might be a runner if... 5/17/2005 12:12PM - in reply to Snatch Reply | Return to Index | Report Post
Your name is Eric Schultz...because he is God's gift to the planet and he shits his pants when he's drunk!!!!
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