hope this isn't the source of anyone's problem:
in a wrestling meet junior year of high school i took a kid down, but my "package" landed on his knee. i held on, screaming, until the ref gave me an injury timeout, also known as "blood time." and that's precisely what it was. i pissed blood for the next day and a half. however, i won the match after getting used to the pain. it was terrible but figured i was going to be dying regardless, so finished the match. luckily the kid sucked, and i had been going for a technical fall. weighed my options and pinned the kid and ran to the bathroom. took about 5 minutes for anything to come out, and when it did, it was a bright red-orange stream.
yeah, getting cracked in the balls sucks.