I hate short people who think they are all badass

You got that right.

Everyone has their "thing," and bodybuilding/shortness just makes no sense. Terribly tall bodybuilding, too, because it's pretty impossible. There's a sweet spot height for bodybuilders.

Just like for football, basketball, somewhat baseball, etc.

My hair might not be sticking around, but I can always look like bad ass normal-height bald guys.

No matter what you do, you're still Small Man. Sorry about that.

If I was really short I’d do the same thing, a strong short guy who can handle himself would still beat down most of the normal height guys in this forum.

Nathan. wrote:

i don't care how much muscle you have, you're still short

Don't be prejudiced against short people. Some short guys actually are badass. Some are dicks yeah, but most aren't.

You got to try not to live with so much hate in your heart. Unless you are an 800 runner obviously.

But they care wrote:

If I was really short I’d do the same thing, a strong short guy who can handle himself would still beat down most of the normal height guys in this forum.

Nathan. wrote:

i don't care how much muscle you have, you're still short

So the MO for Small Man is to walk around and beat up normal-height guys? That would work about once. I don't see the point.

But they care wrote:

If I was really short I’d do the same thing, a strong short guy who can handle himself would still beat down most of the normal height guys in this forum.

Nathan. wrote:

i don't care how much muscle you have, you're still short

Very funny, because there are very few normal height guys on this forum. It is populated by people that most would consider short.

I'm short 5'6 but I don't think I'm Badass I simply know it and don't need to have Napoleon complex

Short guys have bigger dicks too so keep on mirin'

This is literally Mark Wahlberg, who incidentally is a huge douche-nozzle.

Why hate me?

I thought fat people were the enemy.. and try-athletes... and ultra dudes...

Now short people too? I guess the list keeps getting longer

Nathan. wrote:

i don't care how much muscle you have, you're still short

How tall are you?

But they care wrote:

If I was really short I’d do the same thing, a strong short guy who can handle himself would still beat down most of the normal height guys in this forum.

Nathan. wrote:

i don't care how much muscle you have, you're still short

Don't think the point was that they might be able to dominate at least one type.

The point is that they are the bottom of the barrel in the tough department.

I just put my hand on their forehead and laugh while they flail about, trying to hit me.

Sometimes I'll poke at them with my other hand and say "ooooh, tough guy you are, does tough guy need a nappie-wappie?"

Then I run 400m repeats with an awesome stride. I'll see them whirring along like hedgehogs, and think to myself how great it is to be me.

You only have to watch some re-runs of "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" to appreciate how far (outside the world of LRC) we've come as a society.

Literally ever single episode is packed with joke after joke about how fat Uncle Phil is and how short little, tiny Carlton is. Such flagrant fat shaming and height decriminalisation simply would not be tolerated on television these days. Indeed, poor Uncle Phil's affliction is no laughing matter. Nowadays we'd champion his cause and understand the desease which causes his lack of control is no laughing matter.

Nathan. wrote:

i don't care how much muscle you have, you're still short

Sounds like you were recently linked or 1 upped by someone shorter and this is your outlet.

Do you need a tissue?

I'm 6'4 I bet you're shorter so guess what now you're the short man. Dumba$$

I stand with fat Uncle Phil wrote:

You only have to watch some re-runs of "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air" to appreciate how far (outside the world of LRC) we've come as a society.

Literally ever single episode is packed with joke after joke about how fat Uncle Phil is and how short little, tiny Carlton is. Such flagrant fat shaming and height decriminalisation simply would not be tolerated on television these days. Indeed, poor Uncle Phil's affliction is no laughing matter. Nowadays we'd champion his cause and understand the desease which causes his lack of control is no laughing matter.

How about the Cheers episode with the blubber butt couple?

6'4" is circus-freak tall.

I bet you drive a Chevy Astro van to contain your abnormal height. Can you shop at regular stores, or do you have to go to Big & Tall Men and hope they have a 33 waist in something?