I think it must have gone down something like this:
Victim: oh hey ho we are having whisky at this upscale Pearl st place. Hey therrr partner, you gots some good shootin in up in Ned today, huh?
Suspect: [chugs down whisky] F you dude. You don't know how to fire a rifle like a real man. I goin on an expedition in Monticello UT a few hours south of Moab so I know what the F I'm talkin' about.
Victim: entitled millennial. Whatever a-hole, just tryin' a help u out
Suspect: get of my face dude. I'm warnin u. I ain't signed up no BolderBoulder. Sh*t race starts in 5 hours
Victim: why not run that race, you fat piece of ?!!!
Suspect: [bang bang ? ]
Victim: AHHHH!!! @$@&$@$ MUTHAF'ER!!!!!