Anyone ever been to a nude beach? ???

In 2011, my wife and I spent a week on the island of St. Marten/Sint Maarten. The owner of the condo we rented offered to shuttle us out to the smaller island of Tintamarre a couple miles offshore, drop us off and then come back later in the day to pick us up. We arrived at the Tintamarre and were the only ones around. Had the entire island and beach to ourselves for about 45 minutes. Then, a tour boat showed up with about 25 people. Our beach was about to get a little more crowded. Only, this was no ordinary boat, it was the nudist boat. So, for the next 2 hours until our ride back to the main island returned, we were snorkeling and sunbathing with the nudists. We kept our clothes on and moved to the other end of the beach. There was no one among the group that you wanted to look at, just a bunch of saggy middle-aged and older couples. The reality is that very few people actually look good naked. Even the most attractive individuals look better with a bathing suit on.

>>>...but don't want to be the only dude there!!!

>>>...but don't want to be the only dude there!!!

Yeah, nothing worse than being the only dude and not having anyone else's beefstick to oogle.

I haven't even been to Lake Titicaca.

So in college we went to Playalinda beach off the east coast of Florida. We were curious of these rumors that the farthest parking lot was a 'nude beach'. Driving down to the infamous Lot 13, we pass many signs saying that you MUST wear clothing at ALL PARTS of the beach. As college kids, we found this quite amusing. Finally after much driving we arrive at Lot 13. There are other cars there but the beach is not in view over the dunes yet. We are all wearing bathing suits as we approach the coast of legend. Cresting over the dunes, we see some fleshy colored figures coming into view. Behold, it is truly a nude beach!!! Smirks and giggles are exchanged among us. Gleefully we proceed down onto the sugar sand beach and prepare to set up our spot to enjoy the day.

ALAS we begin to notice that all of the naked people are absolutely revolting. An overly tanned Santa Clause was fishing and his tackle box required him to consistently bend over, and gravity had turned his nutsack into a pair of extended jingle bells. Another creature to be seen was a landwhale of a woman in a beach chair whose flesh oozed through the square openings in the fabric while she rested her breasts on the chair's arms.... And to top it off a wretchedly old man who probably hasn't been able to see his member in decades trounces by our area and declares, "you know you don't have to wear clothes here".

Realizing the error of our ways, we swiftly packed up our belongings and hurried back to the car to move to a different area of the beach never to return to Lot 13...

I would advise against going unless you want to see a bunch of fat af old people naked.

Once by mistake. From our experience it was mostly dudes and women you didn’t want to see naked. A lot of nudists are comfortable in their bodies but shouldn’t be.

you should try going to cap d'agde, france. it's an entire city where nudity is mandatory. I am not joking.

The moral of the tory is don't go to a nude beach where most of the people are American.

Blacks Beach in San Diego. Mostly old cows and gross old men but I have seen some attractive people there.

physics defiant wrote:

The moral of the tory is don't go to a nude beach where most of the people are American.

You realize Europeans are reading this and rolling their eyes. Pretty sad there is only 1 designated nude beach in all of Florida.

I have been to Gay Head Beach on Martha's Vineyard. People like to paint themselves with the clay from the cliffs. 97% of the people who were nude were people who you would not want to see nude.

Bird Expert wrote:

Blacks Beach in San Diego. Mostly old cows and gross old men but I have seen some attractive people there.

I actually went on a run that included blacks beach, there are some fun trails above it. But yes, it was as described above.

I've been nude at a beach but never been to a nude beach , we need more nude beaches

Where I go to the beach on the Mediteranean, one end of the beach (it's a bout 5km long), the one where there are a few rocks and therefore fewer people is "clothing optional". We and other families go there (from grandma to tots), and there are good looking naked young people, plastic tits, fat older nudists, and big teams of buff naked gay men. No one cares.

Plenty on the Greek islands if you're looking for melons and papayas or bananas.

Precious Roy wrote:

97% of the people who were nude were people who you would not want to see nude.

Bingo.

You might even be underestimating it.

My name is..........hepcat wrote:

physics defiant wrote:

The moral of the tory is don't go to a nude beach where most of the people are American.

You realize Europeans are reading this and rolling their eyes. Pretty sad there is only 1 designated nude beach in all of Florida.

I'm pretty sure Europeans are relieved actually.

A bunch of homosexuals. I made the mistake of running on Jones beach and kept going... A bunch of gross homos all naked. Turned back and got the hell outta there.

If by nude beach you mean a clothing optional beach,yes