crazy team mom attacking my character...help

This thread is useless without pics of the mom....

From a Freudian perspective the mom subconsciously wants to do you.

Should have though of pics honestly... and while it is plausible that she may want to do me (as that is a common desire of women in this area) she is wrinkly and does not shave her armpits with enough regularity to earn this sweet loving.

I'm a former high school coach:

Talk to your coach and ask him to take you to the AD.

No parent has any reason to talk to kids on the team about anything except maybe- congratulation you and telling you that you lead by positive example.

You are the type of kid I would love to have as a teammate.

What's up with the baby doll head? Maybe I should start sending those to people to be more likable?

Your one example was giving a severed baby doll's head to her daughter.

What other sick and twisted jokes do you have in your repertoire?

2 0f 3 homeschooling mom's are nuts. Nothing is good enough for them. You should have known this since you are so socially fluent and directed your brilliant sense of humor elsewhere.

Have you had a threesome with the mom and daughter yet? If not, why not?

The baby doll head was my single morbid joke said/done to or around crazy moms daughter. but she has told me that it is the reason they "can't trust" me. They also claim that that event is the reason that she can't talk to males or trust them. They act like I committed a crime when it was simply an immature dark humor joke made by a 15 year old boy. get over it.

your bridge is calling you 0/10

Go way old school. Next time she tries to talk to you hold up your hand blocking her face from your view and say, "Talk to the hand." Then walk away without listening to what she says. That should solve it.

Tbh you sound like an annoying “funny guy.” Tone the joking around down and try being a more positive teammate. Part of this is just maturing, save your jokes for letsrun.

3/10

The weakness of your post is also it’s stregth. It makes no sense. Even the doll head “joke” isn’t actually a joke. It’s all nonsense. Which is why you got 3. Also because people have replied. Just a strange premise with no where to go.

runnerguy315 wrote:

Should have though of pics honestly... and while it is plausible that she may want to do me (as that is a common desire of women in this area) she is wrinkly and does not shave her armpits with enough regularity to earn this sweet loving.

“crazy team mom attacking my character”

What is the point of this? wrote:

3/10

The weakness of your post is also it’s stregth. It makes no sense. Even the doll head “joke” isn’t actually a joke. It’s all nonsense. Which is why you got 3. Also because people have replied. Just a strange premise with no where to go.

well get rekt fool, this is not a troll and the whole story is true, I'm gonna post a pic of the baby doll head in a minute.

What is the point of this? wrote:

3/10

The weakness of your post is also it’s stregth. It makes no sense. Even the doll head “joke” isn’t actually a joke. It’s all nonsense. Which is why you got 3. Also because people have replied. Just a strange premise with no where to go.

Alright, I know, it's kind of morbid but this was an isolated joke

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I suggest that you mature a bit. Anything like this could affect your college chances. People always know somebody.

Is all this occurring in western Washington state?