"The last 5 years of my life are going to be SO good..."
"The last 5 years of my life are going to be SO good..."
Someone has to fund their food stamps.
?
That hurts, boo...
"my dumb ass kid isn't getting anything"
Scrooge McNugget wrote:
"The last 5 years of my life are going to be SO good..."
I'll never retire. They'll have to drag me out of the office when it's my time to go.
My degree in gender communications studies might pay off yet if I ever get a GF.
"I drive a Dodge Stratus...."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNxJJ2OgFOM
more appropriate for middle class trying to workaholic their way all the way up to slightly more unmistakably mid class.....
for upper mid class just upgrade the car a tier and a half.
Despite great gains by humanity, 50% of people are still below average.
How much does upper middle class make?
i'm gonna keep buyin' sh!t until i feel better. Damn straight, i will.
"At least I'll have treasure in Heaven."
No one died from hard work.
Scrooge McDuck1 wrote:
How much does upper middle class make?
ha, they DO say that!
For NYC:
"Well at least I can buy as many $9 beers and $20 nacho plates at happy hour after work as I want"
"Well at least my wife and I can go into massive debt to afford a house in _______________ (insert cookie cutter commuting town on Long Island/Northern Jersey/Fairfield County)"
"Only 5 more years and I'll make partner!"
"It's small (and cost $1.3 million), but it's only a 15 minute walk from Central Park!!"
"It's all worth it to live in the greatest city in the world!" (never has gone off the beaten path once in his/her life)
Jah boi wrote:
"It's all worth it to live in the greatest city in the world!" (never has gone off the beaten path once in his/her life)
....and immediately transferred.
I worked my *ss off to get into medical ( dental, business, law ) school. I loved every minute of my training and what I do all day feels like play bc I love it so much. Worth every sacrifice!
bleu wrote:
I worked my *ss off to get into medical ( dental, business, law ) school. I loved every minute of my training and what I do all day feels like play bc I love it so much. Worth every sacrifice!
......said exactly no one I have ever met in real life.
zero times wrote:
bleu wrote:
I worked my *ss off to get into medical ( dental, business, law ) school. I loved every minute of my training and what I do all day feels like play bc I love it so much. Worth every sacrifice!
......said exactly no one I have ever met in real life.
The boss will finally recognize how hard i work and the hours i put in and give me that promotion and raise.
As someone who is in that life here is what I say.
“Driving a Porsche on the weekend makes it all worth it” -guy driving his car once a month
“Daycare is expensive, diapers are expensive, kids are expensive ” (daycare is $28k a year)
“At least I work for a great company” company is cutthroat as hell and everyone lies about each other to try and move up.
“At least I’ll retire at 55” (will retire on my death bed and my kids will inherit millions)
“Media rooms don’t pay for themselves” (hasn’t been in his media room in 8 months)