Something extremely embarrassing just happened to me on a run. I honestly feel like crying because I’m so embarrassed.
I’ll share the story if you guys tell me some of your embarrassing stories to make me feel better about it
Something extremely embarrassing just happened to me on a run. I honestly feel like crying because I’m so embarrassed.
I’ll share the story if you guys tell me some of your embarrassing stories to make me feel better about it
Oh man that’s pretty bad...
Did it smell?
I went to the liquor store today to get 2 cans of 24 ounces of beer. But this was after my long run. Anyways my shirt smelled like dog pee because I ran for 90 minutes, and I put on two types of Old Spice Deodorant and some cologne. I went to the cashier and instead of greeting me with a smile, she looked at me suspiciously.
Either she knows that I drink 4 drinks a night 7 times a week, or that I smelled really stinky this time. It didn't help that I handed her a moist $5 bill. That $5 was concealed in the pocket of my split shorts, next to my moist hose.
That’s pretty bad, but I’ve gotta admit I would choose that over what happened today
@op just say it
Spotted with democrats.
In college I dated a girl a year older. Missed out on pretty much all the fun of getting with ladies in college since I was with her. She graduated and moved home, 1000 miles away. Come spring my senior year I got a job where she lived since we were still dating.
Well she broke up with me the weekend of graduation. So I then had a job 1000 miles away right next to where my now ex lived.
Pridefully I kept the job and moved out. I was embarrassed for a while, but years later I love it here.
Ok I suppose it’s time I share. I’m a female and don’t get my period often, but of course with my luck it started right in the middle of my 5 miler.
I bled through the front of my shorts pretty bad. I noticed as soon as it started and was trying to get home as fast as possible.
I was within a quarter mile of my house when a large lady who I was previously running towards but am now behind, turns around and looks me up and down again. She says “honey I don’t mean to embarrass you but...” and waves her hand over her crotch area. I said “I know. It’s bad. I’m heading home” and the worst part was I had to walk with her to get to my house because I couldn’t get around her in the alley.
I’m so embarrassed. She was also pulling a small child in a wagon.
Now I’m just thinking of all the people that saw me running like that. Ughhhhh
Ew.... runner girls...
I do a lot of stupid stuff in public, but that's the key. Do more stuff that embarrass you than it won't bother you. It's like that Simpson episode where Mr burns has every disease ever so it makes him invincible.
I don’t know about that dude. There was a time for two years when I would go running and wear very tiny split shorts and a long sleeve compression shirt.
At the time I was fully convinced I’d make it to the 800m trials (still thinking about it). However, an interview from Cas Loxsom made me think twice about pursuing a running career.
When I was fully convinced about my 800m potential, I’d run and then go eat in the dining commons still wearing my gear...
It’s very cringey. I was convinced that I’d be an exceptional 800m runner because of my training, but now that I have a college degree, I look back and think now that I deluded myself the entire time.
You can either become mentally and courageously strong by doing stupid, embarrassing stuff, or you can look back at it with a different perspective and mentally ruin your self esteem.
I hate long nights. I need audio in the background so I don’t think about all the stuff I’ve done in the past.
But... because I did stuff like that, along with my training, I have DREAMS about another athletic sport.
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Period blood? Ahahah. That’s cute. I’ve literally ruined my reputation at college, but does reputation mean anything? College students still are immature. This is the back and forth thinking I am left with...
I’d rather have period blood embarrassment than stuff that I did.
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Ok I agree that’s pretty bad but hey at least you never have to see those people again
My buddy was one of the first to have a car in HS,
So there we are driving home when he noticed Vicki Burns who was hot, a real honey walking home.
Buddy....I'll pull over ask her if she wants a ride?
Me...ok?
So we pull over.
Me...hi Vicki, ya want a ride?
Vicki....sure.
So I slide over next to my buddy.
He looks at Vicki, she looks at my buddy. I just sit there.
Need I go on?
My entire life is an embarrassment.
Periods are normal and they happen. Why would it be embarrassing that you got your period? Maybe if you were a young teenager and it happened at school I could see immature boys making fun, but, they would be the stupid ones.
Anyway, sorry you felt bad, but for anyone older than 14 I think they’d only feel bad for you. Not something to be embarrassed about.
It's only embarrassing if you consider it to be. People with low self esteem are easily embarrassed. I'm never embarrassed. Sure people consider somethings I do embarrassing, but I don't so it don't matter. I know I'm better than these people who laugh so they're the real embarrassment. They talk about others "embarrassments" to make themselves feel better about their meaningless lives.
In middle school/high school I was crushing on this girl who at the time was clearly out of my league, as I had zero social capital. On February 3, 2008 I dropped an "I love you" in the flow of conversation on AIM. As I was not socially aware, I did not know how disastrous doing something like this would be. She simply sent me a message "I don't love you". I was absolutely destroyed and embarrassed. To make matters worse, the Patriots lost the Super Bowl that night. Possibly the most traumatic night of my life. I haven't talked to her since.
Now I am married and have worked through basically all of my social insecurities. But remembering this incident makes me want to throw up.
My shirt caught on fire at a big frat party during my first week at a new college (a sad, tiki torch situation). I immediately took off running around the side of the house with everyone watching (I wish I could say that's how I got some cool nickname like "fire runner" or something). I did manage to rip my shirt off and put the fire out in semi-privacy, but my silly Jameson Whiskey shirt was ruined for sure. Anyways, I really didn't want to go back to the party, but I bit the bullet and it actually turned out to be a pretty good night. People are nice to the fire guy.
Finally I got a date and was finally going to get laid, and I couldn’t rise to the occasion. When my date kissed me I blew my load instantly in my running shorts. I left Burger King embarrassed and waited for Uber.
I was having sex with my girlfriend in our bedroom with the picture window looking out over the sea and mountains when I realized that a group of people were standing on the fire escape of the neighboring building cheering us.
I waved at them and continued.