I have emphasized to her that it is a deep tissue sports massage from a licensed massage therapist and is not for my sexual entertainment. I think the idea of it still makes her uneasy though
I have emphasized to her that it is a deep tissue sports massage from a licensed massage therapist and is not for my sexual entertainment. I think the idea of it still makes her uneasy though
I once got massaged by a woman. It was pretty nice.
massage recovery marathoner don't worry about the negative replies. I stand by you 100%. I agree with everything you say because your perfect the way you are. If I was your wife I would agree with all you say and back you up. I like to think that I would make a great wife myself someday. I wish I could find someone like you.
Massage recovery marathoner wrote:
I have emphasized to her that it is a deep tissue sports massage from a licensed massage therapist and is not for my sexual entertainment. I think the idea of it still makes her uneasy though
Get her a gift certificate for a massage from same therapist.
Assuming you could find a male therapist, you have the option to alleviate your wife's uneasiness while still getting your massage.
If the female therapist is the only one available, you have the option to alleviate your wife's uneasiness without getting a massage.
Or you could choose to ignore your wife's uneasiness.
In my opinion, ignoring your wife's uneasiness to get your massage from the female therapist is simply taking your muscle pain and converting it to emotional pain for your wife.
Jealousy is healthy in a relationship.
But I’m only in my late twenties so maybe I don’t know any better.
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So she wants some gay guy to massage you? That would suck for you.
Tell her that if she lets you get the massage, you will no longer think it's weird for her to keep the plunger outside of the house.
If I was your wife, I’d slip the therapist some extra cash hoping she’d throw in a little extra “time” to save me the trouble.
Let a big man rub her down and see how you feel bubba.
Go to a man for the massages, and start acting gayer and gayer around the house as the treatment progresses. Start leaving early and coming home late from treatment. Tell her that you think it is absolutely fabulous that she talked you into going to a dude. Just keep ramping the act up until she starts begging you to go back to the female masseuse.
Your wife is cancerous. Retract my friend, retract
a good act wrote:
Go to a man for the massages, and start acting gayer and gayer around the house as the treatment progresses. Start leaving early and coming home late from treatment. Tell her that you think it is absolutely fabulous that she talked you into going to a dude. Just keep ramping the act up until she starts begging you to go back to the female masseuse.
After two or three sessions with the male masseuse, you should book an appointment next time and start applying micro doses of eyeliner and makeup. Apply just enough so that your wife starts noticing that you're trying to look good. If she questions you about wearing makeup, completely deny it and say: "No, it's just the massage is making me feel less tense. I feel and look better!"
Next, start going to the gym super often and come back late at night.
Also, when you're watching TV or netflix with your wife, have your friend send you text messages late at night. So that when your phone screen lights up from a text, the light from the phone will illuminate and your wife will clearly understand it's a text message.
Abruptly get up from the couch or bed and look at the text and read it.
Your wife will ask you: "Who is that?"
Just say: "It's just a friend."
You know where I'm going from here, OP...
I went to get a massage in New Orleans after I won mardi gras marathon . I wanted a real massage. The girl says we don't give that kind of massage. So if you want sex that's all I can give you. Sorry I didn't stay because they have a lot of ugly girls in New Orleans with who knows what.
While the gender of a massage therapist shouldn't matter, it does to her. If it does to you, then her concern probably isn't unfounded. If it doesn't matter to you then simply explain the situation when making your appt. I'm sure you aren't the first person in this situation and won't be the last.
This is a pretty minor thing. There are much bigger adjustments you will need to make to stay happily married. Put this in your rear view mirror and move on.
When I go for a massage I only look for a young female one. I feel like a badass playa when I get massaged by them girls. I recently invited my massager for a coffee, this was set to be the best day of my life and I wish it could never end:
Her: Does this hurt.
Me: Nothing can hurt when your touching it. You have the touch of an angel.
Her: Haha ok. Thanks. That's good to hear.
Me: You seem really perfect at this. I could stay here all day with you getting massaged.
Her: Hahaha. Thanks, I'm still a trainee but I'm getting there.
Me: You don't need any more training. Your perfect the way you are. You could heal anything.
Her: Haha thanks. Your legs seem to be in good shape. I don't think there is much to do here.
Me: Anyone would be in good shape after you massage them. I feel like you have given me the body of Bekele.
Her: Thank you. I'm glad you are happy. Bekele is a runner right?
Me: He is the greatest runner ever. He is my idol. I think if you massaged him he would run a sub 2 hour marathon.
Her: Good for him.
Me: He is my hero and now you are my heroine.
Her: Haha that's sweet. Right well I think your legs are as good as new now. I better get the next client in now. His legs are in pretty bad shape.
Me: Cool how much do I owe you.
Her: That will be 30 dollars.
Me: Here is 50. Keep the change and buy yourself something special.
Her: No that's ok thanks. I'll get you change.
Me: I insist. Coming here was the best decision ever. I feel amazing after today. Maybe we can meet for coffee this week.
Her: Oh ok thanks. I'll let you know as soon as possible. I have your contact details.
Me: I can't wait to hear from you. I will have my phone super glued to me. It will be the best feeling in the world going for coffee with you. You are the greatest massager ever. I want someone in my life like you.
Her: Thanks that's sweet. I'll talk to you soon. I think the next client is getting annoyed outside.
Me: See you soon. I'm sure all the clients will feel completely different after seen you. You are perfect at this. I'll see you for that coffee soon.
I'm hoping she gets back to me. She could be my soulmate.
Client patient relationships never work.
Banana, I thought Bekele was your soulmate? How dare you trade in Bekele for a massage therapist!!!!
2:18 wrote:
I went to get a massage in New Orleans after I won mardi gras marathon . I wanted a real massage. The girl says we don't give that kind of massage. So if you want sex that's all I can give you. Sorry I didn't stay because they have a lot of ugly girls in New Orleans with who knows what.
Wow! I heard rumors about that place, didn't know if they were true or not, but looks like they are ! I drove through NO early Feb and from the highway the city looked like a dump - never seen so many swamps in my life - now I know there's more than swamps!(in NO) (Oh yea congrats on your victory - that's really really cool!)