When I go for a massage I only look for a young female one. I feel like a badass playa when I get massaged by them girls. I recently invited my massager for a coffee, this was set to be the best day of my life and I wish it could never end:
Her: Does this hurt.
Me: Nothing can hurt when your touching it. You have the touch of an angel.
Her: Haha ok. Thanks. That's good to hear.
Me: You seem really perfect at this. I could stay here all day with you getting massaged.
Her: Hahaha. Thanks, I'm still a trainee but I'm getting there.
Me: You don't need any more training. Your perfect the way you are. You could heal anything.
Her: Haha thanks. Your legs seem to be in good shape. I don't think there is much to do here.
Me: Anyone would be in good shape after you massage them. I feel like you have given me the body of Bekele.
Her: Thank you. I'm glad you are happy. Bekele is a runner right?
Me: He is the greatest runner ever. He is my idol. I think if you massaged him he would run a sub 2 hour marathon.
Her: Good for him.
Me: He is my hero and now you are my heroine.
Her: Haha that's sweet. Right well I think your legs are as good as new now. I better get the next client in now. His legs are in pretty bad shape.
Me: Cool how much do I owe you.
Her: That will be 30 dollars.
Me: Here is 50. Keep the change and buy yourself something special.
Her: No that's ok thanks. I'll get you change.
Me: I insist. Coming here was the best decision ever. I feel amazing after today. Maybe we can meet for coffee this week.
Her: Oh ok thanks. I'll let you know as soon as possible. I have your contact details.
Me: I can't wait to hear from you. I will have my phone super glued to me. It will be the best feeling in the world going for coffee with you. You are the greatest massager ever. I want someone in my life like you.
Her: Thanks that's sweet. I'll talk to you soon. I think the next client is getting annoyed outside.
Me: See you soon. I'm sure all the clients will feel completely different after seen you. You are perfect at this. I'll see you for that coffee soon.
I'm hoping she gets back to me. She could be my soulmate.