Has anyone purchased a toilet w/ built in bidet or bidet seat cover for existing toilet?

Why do plant based fools make a hobby out of their a*shole?

I Bid you goodet wrote:

Why do plant based fools make a hobby out of their a*shole?

Until you take a bm that is a solid turd which is 2+ feet long than you'll understand.

Man, it was crazy. When I was kid, I used to lay like 18 inchers. They'd be sticking out of the water, and stuff.

clean up 234 wrote:

Thinking of getting one and looking for recommendations. Quite a few models on amazon. I evacuate 4 - 5 times a day (all plant based diet) and like that squeaky clean feeling. Thinking of making the investment.

Yes, you should be able to get something decent on Amazon for less than $20. Changed my life and made me a lot more comfortable.

Sand Dunes wrote:

I Bid you goodet wrote:

Why do plant based fools make a hobby out of their a*shole?

Until you take a bm that is a solid turd which is 2+ feet long than you'll understand.

That is from overzealous use of your buttplug, not your diet.

I don’t care what kind of diet you have it is not normal to sh1t 4-5 times per day. Seek medical attention.

Seriously mate? wrote:

I don’t care what kind of diet you have it is not normal to sh1t 4-5 times per day. Seek medical attention.

That is usually the clearing phase of going plant based. After a while you'll only go 2-3 times per day.

They called me Pooter wrote:

Man, it was crazy. When I was kid, I used to lay like 18 inchers. They'd be sticking out of the water, and stuff.

Me too! And then I would call my whole family in. brothers, sisterss, mom and dad, aunts and uncles and cousins. They would take pictures and declare me the king of the world.

OMG! I thought I was the only one! We would run around the house screaming we saw the Loch Ness monster! Gah, I miss those days!

4 - 5 times a day doesn't seem healthy or sustainable long-term. Are you bulking up or something? It seems like you're eating too much. And as a runner, you're likely to be introduced to Mr. Hemorrhoid much sooner than you'd prefer if you keep this up.

Anyway, what's wrong with dampening a piece of toilet for the follow-up wipe (the next time you're in the bathroom, but not going #2. Works for me every time.

Bump.

MeToo pooper wrote:

They called me Pooter wrote:

Man, it was crazy. When I was kid, I used to lay like 18 inchers. They'd be sticking out of the water, and stuff.

Me too! And then I would call my whole family in. brothers, sisterss, mom and dad, aunts and uncles and cousins. They would take pictures and declare me the king of the world.

Youre a real entertainer .. You from Romania or Albania?

clean up 234 wrote:

Thinking of getting one and looking for recommendations. Quite a few models on amazon. I evacuate 4 - 5 times a day (all plant based diet) and like that squeaky clean feeling. Thinking of making the investment.

I bought BioBidet - heated seat, heated water, warm blow dry. The thing is awesome. Look (wait) for 20% off coupon).

You need an outlet close by for the ones with heat or air (but electrician can do that cheap if not one there).

I bought one for my elderly dad who had mobility issues, and in trying it out, decided it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Difference in how clean you get cannot be overstated.

Ebay.

I got one for $40 on amazon. The only drawback is the pressure knob doesn't work that great. Every setting is basically Firehose.