How bad is a weekend in jail?

be very very careful, one time i was goin to jail for just a short visit like u everyone was like "its just county" "oh ull be just bored". as soon as i got in there we went thru the little commons area on the way to my cell and a big mexican with a ponytail was like "this fish looks kinda tasty ima pepper a little lemon pepper on his cheeks later homez" and i couldnt think of what to say so i smiled at him and he winked.. then everyone started hootin n hollarin and about a dozen men started chantin "New fish new fish!"

the guard just laughed and shook his head and they put me in a cell with some jamaican dude named "Pontu Toku" .. i guess he didnt get along too well with his last inmate but the guard told me hes medicated now.

he made me take the top bunk and id be layin there and suddenly he'd start kicking the bed and yellin "WOO WOO WOO".. i told him "please stop pontu" and he got off his bed and death scared me and acted like was gonna punch me and yelled TOKUUUU! then he went and sat on the toilet and proceeded to take the nastiest vial crap ive ever heard, smelled..etc he sat there for probably an hour crappin and he didnt take his eyes off me or say another word durin this time.. luckily he went to bed shortly after and i got out the next mornin...

No courtesy flush ?

Big Boss Man wrote:

No courtesy flush ?

nope not even 1. and i didnt even do him any wrong just asked him nicely to quit kicking my bed..

Roughly as bad as a weekend of being constantly raped.

Friday’s are the worst day to get arrested because the judge doesn’t come back until Monday at 10am to hear your case.

It’s always laughable to see somebody arrested on a Friday.

They don’t use lube.

Depends on the city but I don't think it's like prison where you become someone's girlfriend. People are just in there temporarily. A lot of bums, mentally ill, and druggies.

I have no idea, but pretty please post back with a complete report on Sunday evening.

Yet another problem that could have been solved if you could run faster. When you get out, increase your weekly mileage to 120/week.

Ask jamin, he's letsrun's resident thug.

What City? wrote:

Depends on the city but I don't think it's like prison where you become someone's girlfriend. People are just in there temporarily. A lot of bums, mentally ill, and druggies.

also, Drunks and wife beaters all in one big room..

Just mind your own business. Don't ask questions or try to make friends.

Just gonna spend the weekend with a bunch of scrubs, if you are lucky you can just watch tv in the common area for most of it. It's mostly kids and degenerates, cause that's pretty much the only people who end up there. Seeing as you are ending up there yourself, I think it is safe to say you will fit right in

Jailbait wrote:

Friday’s are the worst day to get arrested because the judge doesn’t come back until Monday at 10am to hear your case.

It’s always laughable to see somebody arrested on a Friday.

Friday’s what are the worst?

Big Boss Man wrote:

No courtesy flush ?

lol, i actually learned the meaning of 'courtesy flush' in prison.

second day in a common cell with about 20 people and i was in the middle of taking a huge smelly dump and the resident enforcer yelled "Courtesy FLush!!" and i figured out real quick what that meant.

all in all prison wasnt bad. I had a couple fo my luckiest games of shooting the basketball in prison early on and they were calling me All-American by my third day and then people pretty much left me alone.

It was in Alaska so the gang presence was a little different, I imagine a Cali prison is a little different.

In the end i found it more relaxing and less stressful than everyday life. No bill collectors, no obligations, was kind of a relief......once i figured out I wasn't going to be rped.

It's not that bad but it definitely isn't fun. Although basically the same, it does depend where you are being housed. A big county jail, a small county jail, a city jail. Big county jail in an urban area is bad as you have all the mentally ill, drug addicts, S.O.'s etc. Upon arrival you get to shower, a set of jail clothes, oh, and don't forget the strip search. Yep, everyone gets strip searched including the squat and cough.

Sounds like you are going in for a PV. Just make sure when you get out you meet with your PO and attend all court dates. If you have other obligations make sure you do it or you'll be back again.

Good luck.........but I guess by now you're already there!

Well, was it bad.?

Did he join the Rikers Island Track Team?

How difficult is running in slippers? wrote:

Did he join the Rikers Island Track Team?

If we don't here from him soon, assume the worst. He's too butt sore to type.

tears and beers fellow hobby jogger.

Runrunrunrun wrote:

Yet another problem that could have been solved if you could run faster. When you get out, increase your weekly mileage to 120/week.

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